Ricky Hayman: Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, 'til your good is Better and your better is best.
Mark: You're losing it. A year ago you'd already be re-enacting the kitchen scene from "9 1/2 Weeks." 'Course, my own sex life's more like 8 1/2 Weeks - Fellini meets Psycho. Scary.
Darryl: They killed my baby. He got involved with that whole east coast-west coast thing, and being that he is so Chicago they both banged on him.
Pepper Gianini: All right all right! But we didn't actually sleep.
Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Chris: No wonder you became a reporter, that monster almost sliced you up like a pepperoni pizza.
Daphne Blake: Actually Chris, every time there seemed to be a monster, it was just bad guys in masks.
Matko Destanov: The Bulgarians always say: "Brother, if you can't solve a problem with money... solve it with a lot of money."
Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile.
Natalya: It's "Embassy," imbecile.
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: Hey Victor! I'm sorry 'bout your dad.
Victor Joseph: How'd you hear about it?
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: I heard it on the wind. I heard it from the birds. I felt it in the sunlight. And your mom was just in here cryin'.
Bustopher Jones: When I'm seen in a hurry, there's probably curry at the Siamese or at the Glutton.
Stoner Guy: You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.
Morgan's hitman: You've got two choices. Give us the disk and jump off.
Morgan's Hitman: Or number two, we take the disk and throw you off.
Who Am I?: I like the third choice: I keep the disk, and I throw you both off.
Lucky: What's he doing with that?
Dr. John Dolittle: You don't want to know.
Lucky: Just don't let him stick that thing up my... hello.
Rocky Douglas: It's no good! We need a three-prong outlet.
Mari Hoff: Ah, your not the famous phone bill, are ya?
Trent: You know I'm not just asking you to dinner as a pre-emptive strike against litigation. I'm asking because.
Meredith: I'll have dinner with you.
Trent: What changed your mind?
Meredith: Anyone who can say 'preemptive strike against litigation' with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.
Gwen Cromwell Piper: You are not a witch.
Marnie Cromwell: Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.
Lady Juliana: You're mad.
Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
Gov. Jack Stanton: You know as well as I do, that plenty of people playing this game, they don't think that way. They're willing to sell their souls, crawl through sewers, lie to people, divide them, play on their worst fears for nothing! Just for the prize.