Best comedy movie quotes of 1998

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You've Got Mail picture

Person in Theatre: Do you mind?
Frank Navasky: A hotdog is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?

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A Bug's Life picture

Hopper: If I didn't promise my mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I'd kill you!
Molt: You know, no-one appreciates that more than I do.

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The Players Club picture

Tricks: Y'all ain't shit. Your mama's ain't shit and your babies ain't gonna be shit. Fuck you with a... a sick dick.

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Babe: Pig in the City picture

The Narrator: Something broke through the terror - flickerings, fragments of his short life, the random events that delivered him to this, his moment of annihilation. As terror gave way to exhaustion, Babe turned to his attacker, his eyes filled with one simple question: Why?

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Practical Magic picture

Sally Owens: Louis L'amour, who, by the way, was not a foreigner! He was from North Dakota, you asshole.

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The Rugrats Movie picture

Stu: Okay, maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.

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Very Bad Things picture

Robert Boyd: Time for some serious self-exploration - how do I function. For real! No more bullshit. Can I keep my cool when they bounce my bananas, when they won't play my song, etc, etc, etc. Do you get me? DO you GET ME?
Michael Berkow: Not really, no.

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The Opposite of Sex picture

Dedee Truitt: Lucia and Carl had their baby. You can imagine the pick of that litter. It was the kind of kid that if you played with it too much after a feeding, you threw up.

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My Date with the President's Daughter picture

Hallie: Come on, I want you to meet Daddy.
Duncan: You mean the President?.. Of our country?

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas picture

Dr. Gonzo: We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
Raoul Duke: Jesus Christ, we will, man. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.

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Major League: Back to the Minors picture

Doc: Do you have nicoise?
Diner Cook: I told you. We have ranch, Italian, and chunky bleu cheese, which is 50 cents extra.
Doc: Do you have any balsamic vinegar?
Diner Cook: I got ranch, Italian, chunky bleu cheese.
Doc: How about a gun so I can shoot myself in the head?

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Zero Effect picture

Steve Arlo: I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.

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The Mighty picture

Kevin: A knight proves his worthiness by his deeds.

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Twice Upon a Yesterday picture

Victor Bukowski: Even if I could pretend that you never left me... I couldn't pretend that I don't love her.

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Home Fries picture

Dorian: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
Sally: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up.

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Madeline picture

Pepito: The only clown here is you.

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Paulie picture

Ivy: Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. Might as well be me.
Paulie: What's wrong with my manners?

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Antz picture

Colonel Cutter: Attack a termite colony? That's suicide.
General Mandible: Exactly.

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Jack Frost picture

Charlie: You the man.
Jack: No, I'm the snowman.

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Dirty Work picture

Mitch: Look, uh, it's kind of embarrassing to be physically afraid of a hundred year old man who just had a coronary. So, uh, can we hurry this along?

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