Best comedy movie quotes of 1998

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Half Baked picture

Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

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The Players Club picture

Diamond: Make the money, don't let it make you.

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A Bug's Life picture

Hopper: If I didn't promise my mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I'd kill you!
Molt: You know, no-one appreciates that more than I do.

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The Big Hit picture

Cisco: That mother fucker loaded...he got piles of cash just layin' around the crib.

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Major League: Back to the Minors picture

Doc: Do you have nicoise?
Diner Cook: I told you. We have ranch, Italian, and chunky bleu cheese, which is 50 cents extra.
Doc: Do you have any balsamic vinegar?
Diner Cook: I got ranch, Italian, chunky bleu cheese.
Doc: How about a gun so I can shoot myself in the head?

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David: Yeah, where's our lawyer?
Big Bob: Oh, I think we want to keep these proceedings as pleasant as possible.

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Dorian: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
Sally: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up.

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The Object of My Affection picture

Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

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Stepmom picture

Luke: Anna! You do not run out on your mother.
Anna Harrison: No, that's your job.

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Zero Effect picture

Steve Arlo: I don't think he's ever kissed a girl. He's like 30-something years old.

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Victor Bukowski: Even if I could pretend that you never left me... I couldn't pretend that I don't love her.

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Dirty Work picture

Mitch: Look, uh, it's kind of embarrassing to be physically afraid of a hundred year old man who just had a coronary. So, uh, can we hurry this along?

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A Night at the Roxbury picture

Cambi: Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' fuck about Joanie?

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Paulie picture

Ivy: Somebody has to teach this beautiful bird some manners. Might as well be me.
Paulie: What's wrong with my manners?

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Simon: I said, what does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
Rev. Russell: They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and talk about up coming events.
Simon: Who ever said church needs a continental breakfast?

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The Mighty picture

Iggy: Woman, you are drunk.
Loretta Lee: Yes, I believe I am.

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Babe: Pig in the City picture

The Narrator: Something broke through the terror - flickerings, fragments of his short life, the random events that delivered him to this, his moment of annihilation. As terror gave way to exhaustion, Babe turned to his attacker, his eyes filled with one simple question: Why?

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Antz picture

Z: I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two seats at a public execution. Boy, you sure chose the right husband.
Bala: For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in... in... engaged.

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