Miss Clavel: You're giving me a gray hair.
Madeline: Could I see?
Miss Clavel: No.
Pepito: The only clown here is you.
Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and - astrology.
Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read.
Miss Clavel: Good night little girls, thank the Lord you are well.
Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface.
Lord Covington: What did you call me?