
Cliff Spab: I'd like to live forever... but only for a little while.

Molly: My daddy doesn't think she's in heaven.
Corrina Washington: Well, that's probably just because your daddy is so jealous of the angels. He's so jealous, he can't even stand to think about those angels who get to play with your mommy all day long. And he's hurting just like you're hurting, and you're going to hurt for a long time. Every day it'll get a little better, but you'll always miss your mommy, and that's okay.

Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here.
Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either.

Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.

Red Bean's Mother: You ate my chicken ass, now I'm going to eat your ass.

Reg: Jody, what the hell are you doing here? You're dead.
Jody: So what else is new?

Eva: EW! I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.

Francesco Dellamorte: You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately.

Maurice L. Pogue: It's so nice seeing all your faces here: John and Susan and Mary and Fred and Ethel, Little Ricky.