Helen Sinclair: Two martinis please, very dry.
David Shayne: How'd you know what I drank?
Helen Sinclair: Oh, you want one too? Three.
Margaret Sullivan: Isn't that wonderful? Your Grandfather gave you the twins.
Billy Heywood: I would rather have my Grandfather.
Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel.
Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
Molly: Do you taste like chocolate?
Lizzie: I don't know, do you taste like vanilla?
Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
Cheryl: Why?
Tania: Out of respect for me.
Nicole: Bitch.
Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
Barney Rubble: Not from the back.
Rube Baker: Hey, Cerrano. I'm on the rooster.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here.
Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either.
Red Bean: Need a hand?
Hung Man Ting: Can you help me get these stains out of my dad's underwear?
Red Bean: ...ummm.
Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.
Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.
Francesco Dellamorte: Go away! I haven't got time for the living.
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.
Azro: They tooked everything! She took the TV. She even took my frickin' food.
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Norville: You know, for kids.
Maurice L. Pogue: It's so nice seeing all your faces here: John and Susan and Mary and Fred and Ethel, Little Ricky.
Doug Chesnic: Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to fucking kill her.