Best comedy movie quotes of 1994

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The Hudsucker Proxy picture

Norville: You know, for kids.

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Toni: I've neer done this handcuffed to a man before. Kinda sexy, don't ya think.

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Doug Chesnic: Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to fucking kill her.

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Herbert Cadbury: Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?
Diane Pazinski: Let's.

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Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?

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Senior in restaurant #1: If you have job, you wear the pants.

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John Slade: The name's Slade.
Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.

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Heather: Barry, I saw you, you were kissing her.
Barry: Once, I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how posessive you are.
Heather: Oh right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up?
Barry: Look, guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?

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Bob Rosetti: This has gotta be the dumbest thing anybody ever did to impress a dame.

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Carl: You know Ray, since your kid's moved in, the food's gotten better.

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Comuter Voice: Ralph and Damien sleep butt to face, butt to face, butt to face.

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Nurse: Oh my goodness, you gave me the willies! You look like that Dracula guy.
Bela Lugosi: My name is Bela Lugosi... and I wish to commit myself.
Nurse: For what reason?
Bela Lugosi: I have been a drug addict for twenty years. I need help.

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Birdie: Hey, can I borrow your mother? My Aunt is coming for dinner and she's always getting on my nerves.

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Dr. Alex Hesse: I've noticed that the side effects of pregnancy are greatly amplified... With the dosage of Expectane that l've required. The morning sickness, the mood swings. Sleepiness, sexual appetite.
Larry: Sexual appetite?
Dr. Alex Hesse: Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen."
Larry: A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.

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Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.

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Doctor: Mr. Belrose?
Tick: Yes?
Doctor: Congratulations. It's a boy.

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