
Janet Cruise: It's ruined. It's totally ruined.
Eric Cruise: It wasn't me, mom! It was a little creature! I saw it.
Janet Cruise: The house is totally destroyed.
Eric Cruise: What do you want me to say?
Janet Cruise: I don't want you to say anything.

Lucy Peters: Wait a minute! You just tell me what the hell's going on.
Harry Washello: Mrs. Peters, in a half-an-hour there's going to be a full-on nuclear attack. The missiles are on their way now. L.A.'s going to be a desert again very soon.

Garfield: Six must be my lucky number, because that was the life when I fell in love with music. I also fell in love with the girl who played the piano just for me.

Hercule Poirot: People like to talk, and in doing so they tell the truth. It puts less of a strain on the memory.

Martin Thiel: I love the rain... it washes everything away... makes it clean.

Jesus: If I could touch every stone, if I could breathe on every branch, they'd get up and follow me. So what's wrong with you?

Peter Loew: I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire.

Wanda Saknussemm: Bitchin' left hook, Crassus.

Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.