Jesus: You're here to trick me.
The Cobra/Satan: Trick you? To love and care for a woman, to have a family? This is a trick? Why are you trying to save the world? Aren't your own sins enough for you? What arrogance to think you can save the world. The world doesn't have to be saved: save yourself. Find love.
Jesus: I have love.
Art Ridzik: Oh, great. We got a pro basketball team coming toward us - with guns.
Sembagare: They think you are a witch.
Dian Fossey: They wouldn't be the first.
Brian Flagg: In the meantime, we're your prisoners?
Dr. Meddows: Not at all, you're my patients.
Hercule Poirot: People like to talk, and in doing so they tell the truth. It puts less of a strain on the memory.
Mr. Bobrucz: You, Fifi, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird.
Sydney Fuller: I just wanted to spend the night with you, not Eternity.