Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell: Ah, shit on a stick.
Sgt. Moses Hightower: Sir, I realize this is your jurisdiction. But if there is a rescue attempt, we would like to volunteer.
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Commissioner Murdock, I couldn't agree more. I think it is vital that the rescues know Commandant Lassard intimately. Now, I can vouch for the abilities of these officers. After all, I trained them myself.
Sgt. Larvell Jones: Must be the drugs.
Wyatt Earp: It's all true, give or take a lie or two.
Janet Cruise: It's ruined. It's totally ruined.
Eric Cruise: It wasn't me, mom! It was a little creature! I saw it.
Janet Cruise: The house is totally destroyed.
Eric Cruise: What do you want me to say?
Janet Cruise: I don't want you to say anything.
Sharkey: What the fuck is this?
Frank McBain: Your worst nightmare, Butt-horn.
Robin: So he says, "Let me see your I.D." and I'm like, "I left it at home." And he goes, "You have to go and get it." So I said, "Okay," and I left.
Marielle Duchamp: The way Dr. Schoonbacher spoke of you, it was as though you could walk on water! Now I know why. Shit floats.
Capt. Bartholomew Clark: Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around.
Martin Thiel: I love the rain... it washes everything away... makes it clean.
Janis Zuckerman: I'm looking for a guy named Louie, fuzzy hair, crooked teeth, bug eyes. Has he been around lately?
Girl Punk: Suck shit through a tube.
Tetsuo (2001 Pioneer dub): Will you return with us?
Colonel (2001 Pioneer dub): Like hell.
Peter Plunkett: All I wanted to be was happily useless, you made me miserably useless.
Dealer: Time is all we got in Cruz Del Diablo. Your future will wait 'til you get there. It's the past you can't do anything about.
Wanda Saknussemm: Bitchin' left hook, Crassus.
Lt. Nikolai: You lied to me General.
General Vortek: I sent you on a mission... to help an oppresed people.
Lt. Nikolai: But you didn't tell me who the oppressors were, did you?
General Vortek: Nikolai... you were, SPETZNATS.
Lt. Nikolai: I AM SPETZNAS... but I'm no longer one of you.
Kalgan: You're much more attractive with your mouth shut.
Regine Dandrige: Let's talk about blood, Mr. Vincent, it's very precious to me.
Freddy Krueger: Sayonara, Rick-san.
Camille Claudel: You're wrong to think it's about you. You're a sculptor, Rodin, not a sculpture. You ought to know. I am that old woman with nothing on her bones. And the aging young girl... that's also me. And the man is me too. Not you. I gave him my toughness. He gave me his emptiness in return. There you are... three times me. The Holy Trinity, trinity of emptiness.