Kalgan: I'm being undermined by my own disciples.
Colonel: This is our coordinator, Maj. Murphy Black. Multi-decorated field officer, better known as "Killzone."
Mascher: Why do they have nicknames?
Colonel: You should know what the group is called. "BAM."
Mascher: BAM?
Colonel: Big Ass Motherfuckers.
The Tall Man: You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us.
Nico Toscani: You guys think you're above the law... well you ain't above mine.
Richard Walker: You can talk about this in front of Michelle. She knows more about it than you do.
Vicomte de Valmont: Why do you suppose we only feel compelled to chase the ones who run away?
Marquise de Merteuil: Immaturity?
Sinclair: Man, if we get outta this thing, I want you to come to the States. I'll show you some stuff that you'll never believe.
Vodovsky: No way, my friend. I'm told in the States they shoot Communists in the streets.
Sinclair: Hell, man. In Detroit, my hometown, they shoot everybody in the streets.
Smiley: Fuck you Perry.
Perry: That's right Smiley, "fuck you" covers just about everything.
Deputy Bill Briggs: Flagg! What are you doin' here boy?
Brian Flagg: The men from Glad here are showin' us how to keep our leftovers fresh.
Art Ridzik: Oh, great. We got a pro basketball team coming toward us - with guns.
Babcock: I've got a gun.
Charlie Harrison: I've got a fishing rod. Lets go camping.
Mr. Bobrucz: You, Fifi, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird.
Bruce Gardner: Carol Anne! Carol Anne! Carol Anne.
Pat Gardner: Bruce! Bruce! Bruce.
Daryle: Think of all the clothes I could have bought in Europe.
Billy: Ahh forget it. None of us speak European anyway.
Wheel: The Constitution wasn't written on an etch-a-sketch, but every once in a while you gotta twist the knobs a little.
Sharkey: What the fuck is this?
Frank McBain: Your worst nightmare, Butt-horn.
Stevie: And when she turned it on it shot that metal thing right up into her face, shot it up just like a gun. Isn't that bad? It shot it up right through her eyeball.
Sembagare: They think you are a witch.
Dian Fossey: They wouldn't be the first.