Alex Forrest: I had a wonderful time last night. I'd like to see you again. Is that so terrible?
Dan Gallagher: No. I just don't think it's possible.
Gillian Kaites: For five years I had been a cop, putting criminals behind bars. And now I was behind bars myself. Caged alongside the same petty trash and scum that I had helped put away. I knew a lot of brutality and perversion was going on in those cells but I didn't care. I had my own problems.
Jimmy Garrett: A human pilot would react differently, because a human pilot would know that he's going to die.
Gabriel: What's the matter... afraid of the dark?
Judy Bower: No... afraid of what's in the dark.
James Bond: There are a few things I'd like to check out first, sir. That sniper, for instance.
M: Yes. I've read Saunders report. You jeopardized the entire mission to avoid shooting a beautiful girl.
James Bond: Not exactly, sir. I took a split second decision. It was instinct.
Dr. Steele: When I stack 'em, they stay stacked.
Foul Phil - Suit: My tummy hurts.
Greaser Greg - Suit: What did you eat?
Foul Phil - Suit: Everything.
Greaser Greg - Suit: That makes sense.
Eddie Murphy: Richard said, "The next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said, "Suck my dick." I don't give a fuck. Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello pudding-eating motherfucker."
Ema 'Emmy' Hesire: Didn't I tell you, you're the only one who can see me like this.
Jeremy Capello: This blood's for you.
Dennis Meechum: Who fucked it up?
Roberta Gillian: Nobody fucked it up, Mr. Meechum. Just don't expect Hollywood to bail you out.
Teri Marshall: Please don't hurt her.
Kenneth Halliwell: The whole point about irrational behavior is that it is irrational.
Pinhead: We'll tear your soul apart!
Wild Bill Woodward: I don't like that tiny maggot, I don't like him at all. I mean what is this? Ninjas? Drug pushers? My men being kidnapped and murdered? This is really beginning to get on my tits.
H.I.: There's what's right and there's what's right and never the twain shall meet.
Pu Yi, at 15: Who is this George Washington?
Reginald Fleming 'R.J.' Johnston: A famous American, your majesty. A revolutionary general, the first American president.
Pu Yi, at 15: Ah, like Mr. Lenin in Russia?
Reginald Fleming 'R.J.' Johnston: Not quite.
Pu Yi, at 15: Does he have a car?
Reginald Fleming 'R.J.' Johnston: He lived a long time ago, your majesty.
Pu Yi, at 15: I want a car.
Thomas Rogers - Servant: Dinner will be served at eight o clock.
Miss Emily Caroline Brent: That's late.
Mr. Damnkids: Damn kids.