Pu Yi - 8 Years: I do not understand. I do not understand.
Lady Aisin-Gioro: Your majesty is a big boy now. He cannot have a wet nurse anymore. It is much better like this. Much healthier.
Pu Yi - 8 Years: But she is not just my wet nurse. She is my butterfly.
Thomas Rogers - Servant: Dinner will be served at eight o clock.
Miss Emily Caroline Brent: That's late.
Patti Rasnick: Music is all that matters. One hour on stage makes up for the other 23.
Kara Milovy: What happened?
James Bond: He got the boot.
Chris Hammond: How can she stand to be so close to her own body without constantly feeling herself up?
Kenneth Halliwell: I can't remember when you last touched my cock. Well, I can actually. It was about two years ago. Only I can't remember the actual date. Pity. I could have put it in my diary. "The last time Joe touched my cock. Grouse shooting begins"
Brian: What happened? You talk numbers, you get romantic. You talk people, you clam up.
Catherine: Just a little miscue, that's all.
Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
Hollywood Montrose: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.
S.W.A.T Team Man: Freeze! Move out! Drop it.
Civilian: Are you crazy? Do you know how much I paid for this gun?
J.C. Wiatt: I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.
Salvatore Giuliano: You're an American, aren't you?
Camilla, Duchess of Crotone: Yes, and like every other Sicilian you want to go to America and start a pizzaria in Jersey.
H.I.: Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.
Gramps: Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician.
Ricky Caldwell: My old lady couldn't afford to send me to college. So I got a job. I was washing dishes, dumping trash... all that sort of shit. I think you're gonna like this next part. It sounded like some squirrel getting his nuts squeezed.
Purdy Mantle: It ain't never too late, unless you're dead.
Lt. John Masterson: Alhague.
Lloyd Gallagher: Yes?
Lt. John Masterson: Before I kill you, I'm curious: how did you find me?
Lloyd Gallagher: You left an angry partner for dead on Altair.
Lt. John Masterson: A mistake.
Lloyd Gallagher: That's what it said.
Kathleen Riley: I spend all of my day with murders and rapists, and what's really crazy, I like them.
Mr. Damnkids: Damn kids.
Jeremy Capello: This blood's for you.