Bobby Taylor: There's always work at the post office.
The guy from the Dirty Larry clip: What you say, honky sucker pig-head jive-turkey fool?
Mr. Jones: The Winky Dinky Ho Cake... hoes gotta eat too.
Speed: Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit.
Tyrone: Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check out the movie.
Speed: Then we come back and tell you all what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit.
Body Guard #1: Don't say "drugs" around the man. And don't say "coke" or "freebase" neither. Unless you got some.
Bobby Taylor: I wish Tiny would bring his big fat ass out here... Tiny! I'm going to make it up to you, I'm going to be a star.
Tiny: No, you're gonna be seein stars.
Mr. Jones: Winky Dinky Dog - isn't that beautiful? C'mon, say it with me: Winky... Dinky... DOG! Oh, yes. Oh, oh oh.
