Nancy: Boring, Sidney, Boring.
Marvel: Fuck you.
Molly McGrath: Fuck you what?
Marvel: Fuck you... Coach McGrath.
Molly McGrath: Better.
Fidget: I'm going! I'm going! I'm going.
Alba Bewick: In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.
L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
Terry: This is great. I'm down on the docks at 1:30 in the morning. I might as well pin a hundred dollar bill to my ass and scream "Victim here! Victim here!"
Dr. Henry Fynn: It would appear that Sommerset was right, wouldn't it? It all comes down to blowing their heads off.
Margaret 'Meg' Magrath: Why'd you do it, Babe? Why'd you put your head in the oven?
Rebeca 'Babe': I don't know... I'm having a bad day.
Chaz: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.
Allie Fox: Everything we need is here. Right here. We can live simply: gardening, beach combing. I'm a changed man, mother. No more chemicals or poisons. If what you want isn't washed up on this beach, you probably don't need it.
Dave Whiteman: I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and loved it.
Connor MacLeod: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
Patricia: Fruitcake? fruitcake? Listen Bucko, I happen to be a highly educated, intelligent girl with an I.Q. that would put you pea-brain in the cellar. So remember, If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. Call me for dinner.
Uncle Pomme: The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.
Mark Kaminsky: Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.
Brad Whitewood Sr.: If it's blood, don't break it.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Betty: I hear the voices in my head.