Duckie: May I admire you again today?
Duckie: This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous.
Duckie: We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room.
Iona: Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.
Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me.
Duckie: I'm off like a dirty shirt.
Blane: You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? Stef? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right.
Blane: You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you... always.
Andie: You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy.
Steff: Why don't you go to take a shower, you look like shit.
Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there.
Andie: I can't believe you're saying this.
Steff: Money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?