Best movie quotes of 1986

Jill: You got a name?
Brad Whitewood Jr.: Brad?
Jill: You don't sound so sure.

Joanne: Hey.
Tuba: Hey.
Joanne: Where are you going?
Tuba: Home.
Joanne: I'll drop you off.
Tuba: Good!
Joanne: Where do you live?
Tuba: Upstairs. [To himself] I knew I should have moved.

Sammo ★

Mr. Sakamoto: Everything is all right here?
Kazihiro: Yes. Fine. Great. Have a good trip back.
Mr. Sakamoto: I will visit the factory tomorrow.
Kazihiro: Uh, tomorrow not good day.
Mr. Sakamoto: Why?
Kazihiro: Factory is locked and we can't find key.
Saito: Bullshit-o.

Hercule Poirot: There is a considerable difference between military intelligence and... normal intelligence.

Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?

Motel philosopher: Remember, no matter what, it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion.

Marvin Ringer: Mr. Quint and I go back a ways. We used to be, what, in competition?
Quint: I never considered you competition, Marvin.
Marvin Ringer: Aw, that's not nice Quint. We had our moments.
Quint: You must have had yours in private.

Walter: What has Max got that I haven't got?
Anna: Walls.

Toymaster: Barnaby, what is it exactly that you want? Didn't Santa Claus bring you enough toys last Christmas?

Mitch: The park is mine.

Hank Mitchell: Where's our Heart Lady?
Dr. Andrew Ingersoll: Well, she is still with her patient.
Hank Mitchell: What? Three days, man? Doesn't she need sleep?
Dr. Benson Hughes: I believe her words were, You don't need me, you've got Indiana Jones.

Sandy: I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
Jeffrey: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

Harv: This town's a zoo.

Martin McNamara: Confucius say: when fighting truckers, nail the suckers.

Lipton: I've really admired your stuff since 'Vermin From Venus.'.
Rollie Tyler: You saw that?
Lipton: Yeah.
Andy: That's the one that got him deported from Australia.

Byron: And here I thought you that contradiction in terms: an intelligent woman.

Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.

Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.

Reporter: Is that a threat, your highness?
Grand Duke Cyril Romanov: No, it's an expression of intent.

Mark Forman: What the fuck was that?
Rachel Samstat: He has cancer.
Mark Forman: Bullshit.
Rachel Samstat: Mark.
Mark Forman: It's bullshit.
Rachel Samstat: People don't lie about things like that.
Mark Forman: Contractors lie about everything. What'd he say, "I have cancer"?
Rachel Samstat: Exactly.
Mark Forman: Well, he probable meant that "he" has cancer.
Rachel Samstat: Who?
Mark Forman: How do I know? Someone. I don't know. His father.
Rachel Samstat: His father's dead.