David Basner: Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?
Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life.
Bobby Shy: When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned. Which one are you?
Norman Kane: That's it? Just like that, huh?
Maggie Cavanaugh: Mr. Kane, there are only two things that you have to remember - never fall asleep where anyone can see you and make sure your name is marked on your lunch.
Norman Kane: Well, I can handle that.
Brun: You want to be a leader, Broud, but a man who hits his people can never lead the Clan.
Alex Sternbergen: I gotta call Jackie, maybe he call help. He's smart, he knows the people that are in charge.
Turner Kendall: In charge of what?
Alex Sternbergen: Everything. The world.
Turner Kendall: He's a hair dresser.
Alex Sternbergen: That's what he does, that's not what he is.
Martin McNamara: Confucius say: when fighting truckers, nail the suckers.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Taylor: Children have fought wars, have built nations. They are strong and have courage, don't treat them any less than that because they're young.
High Priest: Who gave you the courage to be killed here?
Asian Hawk: I obey my god's every command. He looks after all my needs. I always say yes to him. Never no.
High Priest: Who is your god? What is your religion?
Asian Hawk: I believe in a powerful religion. The name of my god is... money.
High Priest: Prepare to be sacrified to your money god.
Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.
Nelson: Charlie, attempt to be cool.
James Leeds: Do you think there's someplace where we can meet that's not in silence and not in sound?
Jim Halsey: Why are you doing this to me?
John Ryder: You're a smart kid... figure it out.
Jack Casey: Sometimes things don't happen the way you planned, sometimes you could end up lower than you started.
Air Commodore Colonel William Raymond: You see, Biggles is your Time-Twin.
Jim Ferguson: Time-Twin? Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song?"I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."
Talk show host: Anything you'd like to add in conclusion?
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: These evil people have just got to be stopped.