Betty: I hear the voices in my head.
Jill: You got a name?
Brad Whitewood Jr.: Brad?
Jill: You don't sound so sure.
Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life.
Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: All this talking about eating is making me hungry.
Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?
Motel philosopher: Remember, no matter what, it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion.
Anna: Well, the turkey's done.
Walter: So's the kitchen. Actually, it's a little overdone for my tastes. Let's not go there again.
Kreon: My victims, walk in the land of the dead. They are all my children, and I am their ultimate lord.
Toymaster: Barnaby, what is it exactly that you want? Didn't Santa Claus bring you enough toys last Christmas?
Mitch: The park is mine.
Andie: Everybody, let's think, where are we going to get more oxygen?
Kevin: I could run down to the 7-Eleven.
Sandy: I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
Jeffrey: Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
Martin McNamara: Confucius say: when fighting truckers, nail the suckers.
Megatron: Prime!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall!
Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
Carlos Delgado: To tell you the gods honest truth, I used to use a table. But it broke. From a fat person. Weighed 300lbs at least. Table just collapsed. Killed my cat. Poor bastard.