Ray: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Tamera: Yeah if it did, I'd be outside rakin'.
Yvette: Dad! You promised you weren't gonna come down here and binge on cake anymore.
Floyd: You want some some?
Yvette: Yeah.
Floyd: Grab a spoon.
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Jeannie: I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend.
Mork's Mixed Emotions - S1-E20
Orson: You opened the door to your emotions, didn't you?
Mork: Yes, Sir.
Orson: You realise you've broken the highest Orkan law. It is my duty to report you to the Council.
Mork: I understand. But I don't regret what I've done, sir. You see, for the first time in my life, I feel really alive, I feel fantastic! Oh, I wish you could try it! I wish you could feel some of the things I've been feeling!
Orson: Impossible. I could never do that. They'd throw me in prison.
Mork: Oh, I don't mean to be disrespectful, your immenseness, but until you can marvel at a rainbow after a storm or rejoice at seeing a baby walk for the first time, or hold someone and have them feel the same warmth inside as you feel close to them outside - until you can do these things, aren't you already in prison?
Ralph Hinkley: Bill, I've got an idea.
Bill Maxwell: Good, put it to me in a letter, I'll try to get back to you by the end of the month.
Fred Flintstone: Where's your get up and go?
Barney Rubble: It just got up and went.
Clare Edwards: What are you doing here?
Eli Goldsworthy: Hi Eli, how are you? Fine Clare thanks for asking.
Clare Edwards: Hi.
Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.
Firefly, Light My Fire - S1-E1
Sparky: I can't fly.
Harmony: But you're a firefly, fire...fly.
Sparky: I tried it once, scared me to death.
Wayne Arnold: Butthead.
Herman Picks a Winner - S2-E16
Herman: After I'm through with you, you're never going to gamble again as long as you live.
Eddie: How much do you wanna bet?
Herman: I'll bet you a quarter, and I'll give you two to one!
Lily: HERMAN!
Marie: Connie, you can't blame inanimate objects. I've tried!
Lois Lane: Eureka.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Harvey Kinkle: A penny saved is a penny earned.
Salem: Don't eat the yellow snow.