Charles Finster Sr.: When I was a kid, Christmas was always kind of disappointing. The best gift I ever got was a rubber glove and a tongue depressor.
Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
Tony: Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.
Samantha Micelli: Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.
Mona Robinson: I once fractured my pelvis.
Tony: Yeah, and she can still dance.
Kari: What could be worse than living your life without a single friend?
Gatomon: A litter box full of fly paper.
Christine: Oh, Alanis?
Alanis: Yes, Christine?
Christine: I'm having a party for Bruce Springsteen, you wanna come?
Alanis: Bruce Springsteen! How do you know him?
Christine: Well, I don't.
Alanis: Then how can you have a party for him?
Christine: You just buy some cheesies and soda pop and watch some videos, and voila.
Alanis: But he won't be there.
Christine: Well that's his loss, isn't it?
Mr. Blick: The Kraken ate my tail.
Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?
Kermit: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Muppet Show.
Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.
Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness.
Candy: Lunch time already? It's been a good 45 seconds since you last ate. You must be weak from hunger.
Gorgious: Oh, hi, Candy. Hey, this chocolate Catsaban pickles cake you made is pretty good. Could use more sugar though. Hmmm, want some?
Candy: Eh, uh, no thanks. Gorgious, you should consider a more healthy diet. Your body is a temple, you know. You should eat light, drink lots of water and get plenty of exercise and most of all, remember, never, NEVER eat anything bigger than your head. I can see I'm wasting my breath, but mark my words, Gorgious. This sugar addiction of yours will be the death of you.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?
Sophie: How about something greasy and salty?
Victor Baxter: Green and leafy?
Sophie: Brown and crispy?
Victor Baxter: How about something.
Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.
Lois Lane: Eureka.
Thelma: None of my memory banks have deleted information in the past 39 hours. A new record.
Keith: Form Blazing Sword.
Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?
Mandark: George, what do you say we cross the Delaware?
Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Carver: Geeks... Geeks? Those geeks are my friends.
Tino: Did he just say geeks?