Grover: How about the museum? You can look at pictures of the mummies... And the daddies.
Fat Blue: I don't want to look at pictures of the mummies and the daddies.
Loca: Well, let's see. You have three options. Either you do it, you do it, or you do it.
Billy: I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I had the ability that I might be.
Alpha 6: Yo yo yo, whatcha talkin' about?
Cindy: Origami - the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami sculptures - a snow monkey...
Jimmy: Actually, paper folding originated in China...
Cindy: ...riding a flying dragon...
Jimmy: ...in the second century CE...
Cindy: ...while drinking tea...
Jimmy: ...and was brought to Japan...
Cindy: ...on a ladder...
Jimmy: ...in the sixth century!
Cindy: ...in December!
Miss Fowl: Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing your report together!
Shirley Renfrew Partridge: There's no sense in waiting up. Laurie's in good hands.
Danny: That's what I'm afraid of.
Keith: ...I wouldn't worry about him. He's an archaeologist. He can always dig up a girl.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Edd: Ed no! You're too young to drive.
Nicole Watterson: Well maybe it all comes back to the stupid name you gave me!
Gumball Watterson: Um, what's wrong with Nicole?
Nicole Watterson: Nicole is my middle name, my first name is DOCTOR!
Mr. Blick: The Kraken ate my tail.
Hannah: Hey, Alex. What's the matter? I told you I don't bite.
Eric Myers: Quantum Power.
Mandark: Blast you, Dexter! Now there's an idea... blast Dexter. Yes, blast Dexter.
Witchiepoo: Stop eating your popcorn and be quiet.
Candy: Lunch time already? It's been a good 45 seconds since you last ate. You must be weak from hunger.
Gorgious: Oh, hi, Candy. Hey, this chocolate Catsaban pickles cake you made is pretty good. Could use more sugar though. Hmmm, want some?
Candy: Eh, uh, no thanks. Gorgious, you should consider a more healthy diet. Your body is a temple, you know. You should eat light, drink lots of water and get plenty of exercise and most of all, remember, never, NEVER eat anything bigger than your head. I can see I'm wasting my breath, but mark my words, Gorgious. This sugar addiction of yours will be the death of you.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Robbie Douglas: Beanbrain.
Mike Douglas: Knothead.
Jesse: Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap.
Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.
Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.