Best family TV quotes of all time

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Wendy: If you would just tell me what you want to hear, I would be more than happy to say it!

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Keely Teslow: She's in Indonesia.
Phil Diffy: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
Keely Teslow: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.

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Enter the Cat - S2-E29

Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!

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80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

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Victor Baxter: Good morning, Sophie. How about something healthy and delicious?
Sophie: How about something greasy and salty?
Victor Baxter: Green and leafy?
Sophie: Brown and crispy?
Victor Baxter: How about something.
Sophie: Chef Victor, we both know how this is gonna end.

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Lois Lane: Eureka.

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Mr. Blick: The Kraken ate my tail.

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Lucas: Captain, this is a Level One UEO sealed file. Opening it would be illegal.
Capt. Nathan Bridger: Why do you think I came to you?
Lucas: Good point.

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Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?

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Kenan: Who loves orange soda?
Kel Kimble: K-K-Kel loves orange soda.
Kenan: Is it true? Is it truuuue?
Kel Kimble: Mmmhhmmm! I do, I do, I do-oooh.

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Candy: Lunch time already? It's been a good 45 seconds since you last ate. You must be weak from hunger.
Gorgious: Oh, hi, Candy. Hey, this chocolate Catsaban pickles cake you made is pretty good. Could use more sugar though. Hmmm, want some?
Candy: Eh, uh, no thanks. Gorgious, you should consider a more healthy diet. Your body is a temple, you know. You should eat light, drink lots of water and get plenty of exercise and most of all, remember, never, NEVER eat anything bigger than your head. I can see I'm wasting my breath, but mark my words, Gorgious. This sugar addiction of yours will be the death of you.

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Big Bird: Never refer to me as an item. I'm a bird.

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Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour.

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Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.

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Thelma: None of my memory banks have deleted information in the past 39 hours. A new record.

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Pee-wee: You all remember what to do whenever anybody says the secret word right?
All: Scream.
Pee-wee: That's right. For the rest of the day, whenever anybody says the secret word, scream real loud. Ready? Let's try it.

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Dinner for Four / Phoebe Skips - S4-E5

Rhonda: She asked you to do WHAT to my Caprini cardigan?
Lila: Snip the tags out?
[Helga grabs Lila].
Helga: Lila, what are you doing? You're not supposed to ask her!
Lila: I just didn't feel right about destroying Rhonda's personal property... without getting her permission first. It seemed, well, ever so wrong.
Helga: Yeah, well, guess what? You're ever so FIRED!

zenee

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The Man - S3-E24

[The kids are trying to get Granny Jojo out their bedroom window to have her reach the ground.]
Gumball: [grunting] How can someone so small be so heavy?
Granny Jojo: Well, I have two metal hips, one orthopedic shoe, six gold teeth, a plate in my head, and an industrial strength pacemaker. I got so much metal in me, I'm legally classified as a motor vehicle.

bobthedancingdonut

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Dr. Drakken: Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend.
Ron: Hello, I've got a name.
Dr. Drakken: Which I can never remember.

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Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?

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