Hank Lawson: I ain't stupid.
Olive Bray: Well, that's a matter of opinion.
Hank: Hey - ladies ain't allowed.
Dr. Mike: I'm not a lady. I'm a doctor.
Dr. Michaela Quinn: I'm not a lady. I'm a doctor.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Where does that leave Horace? He's been struggling at the plate. He's afraid of striking out.
Byron Sully: He's not the only one.
Sam Lindsey: Life isn't about living forever, Michaela. It's about making the journey really count.
Hank Lawson: What's all the racket? I can hardly hear myself think.
Horace Bing: Hard enough for you to think as it is.
Preston A. Lodge III: D'you hear the news? Dr. Mike is climbing to the top of Pike's Peak.
Jake Slicker: Don't worry. After a while, nothin' she does'll seem strange.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Don't we have enough?
Byron Sully: You wanna learn to fish... ya gotta dig for worms.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Ha! Here's one.
Byron Sully: Half worms don't count.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Why not?
Byron Sully: It's fishin' rules.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: You're looking very pleased with yourself.
Byron Sully: When the children knock and you don't jump up, I know I got your attention.
Byron Sully: Rich people pay to eat snails?
Brian Cooper: I'm running away.
Loren Bray: From what?
Brian Cooper: Ma said it's somethin' called puberty. I don't wanna catch it.
Dr. Cassidy: It's your funeral, Reverend.
Rev. Timothy Johnson: Yes, it is. And I would like to wait on it.
Hank Lawson: What can I do for ya?
Sister Ruth: Well, you can come home to the Lord, brother. He's missing you.
Hank Lawson: Sorry, I can't say the same.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Dorothy's overcome so much herself. I think she means this book to be inspirational. I'm sure she didn't mean to offend anyone.
Hank Lawson: You read it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I haven't had time yet. I'm looking forward to reading it this afternoon.
Hank Lawson: Where exactly you gonna be when you're readin' it?
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: The clinic, I suppose. Why?
Hank Lawson: Might wanna steer clear of that part of town today, folks.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Oh, Sully, I don't wanna do this. I don't think I can.
Byron Sully: Yes you can. You're doin' it right now. Pretty soon the baby'll be here... and your ten years of being pregnant are over.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: I could use some advice... from someone who's had experience.
Dorothy Jennings: Oh. Well, don't you worry. It's as easy as falling off a log.
Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Remember, I've never... fallen off a log.
Grace: Oh, no you don't.
Brian Cooper: I was just sayin' hello.
Grace: I know you, and you were one step away from namin' that turkey.
Brian Cooper: Well, his face does kinda remind me of.
Grace: Shhh. Don't say it. You name that bird, start makin' friends with it, and there goes my Thanksgiving appetite. That bird's name is 'dinner'.
Johnny Reed: Look at you. You ain't hardly wet behind the ears. And they think that you can do a man's job today.
Matthew Cooper: Watch me, Reed.
Loren Bray: Of course they're true! That's how they get to be rumors.
Hank Lawson: Bein' sheriff's a man's job, Grace.
Grace: I know. That's why I'm votin' for Matthew.
Answer: A Cooper was someone who made various things out of wood including wooden caskets and even barrels.