80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Captain Righteous: You're not pulling my prosthetic leg are you?
Launchpad McQuack: How am I going to face Mr. McD?
Scrooge McDuck: In 500 pieces, if you don't get us out of here!
Bizarros in a Bizarro World - S2-E10
Bizarro Superman: I am your father. You do what I tell you to do, you understand?
Bizarro Jonathan: Oh, so now you want to be my dad now that I have powers. Where were you before?
Bizarro Superman: Don't you take that tone with me. You know exactly where I was.
Bizarro Johnathan: Actually, yeah, yeah, I do. Uh, selling your shoe line and hosting the Kevins. Oh, and the trips with President Seinfeld.
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. Stand for, Agent Ward?
Grant Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Maria Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Grant Ward: It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "shield."
Rosen Gatzev - Kukata: Excuse me... looking for dancers?
Takeru "T.K." Takashi: When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?
Ken: I guess.
Takeru "T.K." Takashi: That's your problem. You don't know when to talk and when to fight. Now's a good time to talk... on the other hand... it's also a good time to fight.
Morris Walters: Uh, Jen, that Hawkeye guy, what happens to those arrows of his? I mean, does he go around and collect them when he's done?
Narrator: Ready for a story about superheroes? Ugh, more TV superheroes. Just what the world needs. Be honest, have you hung yourselves yet? Or, what if I told you this was actually a story about super-zeroes? Losers. Achingly pathetic meta-human goose eggs. How about it? Ready to feel better about your own miserable lives for the next hour or so? Follow me. Our story begins, as such stories do, with a visit to a Nazi. I'm sorry. Cobbler.
Eric Myers: Quantum Power.
All Valley - S1-E7
Samantha LaRusso: Aren't we supposed to avoid fighting?
Daniel LaRusso: Sometimes you can't. Someday the fight may come to you. And I want to make sure you're ready. So today we're going to see what Miyagi-Do is made of.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.
Peter Parker: I bet the X-Men get to go to parties.
Ezra: You're sneaky, I'll give you that, but you're? you're? help me out here, Buck.
Buck: You are crookeder than a yellow-bellied snake makin' its way through a prickly pear patch.
Ezra: Thank you.
The Watcher: I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me, and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question: what if?
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!