Darkwing Duck: Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Steve McGarrett: Let me ask you something. How deep did you have to dig? I mean, how much of your soul did you just lose by actually appreciating me?
Juniper Lee: You play bass, Dennis. It's a miracle anyone even notices you.
Sub-Zero: Nothing breaks harder than ice.
Narrator: Using his beta capsule, Hayata becomes Ultraman.
Sgt. Sam Troy: Let's shake it.
Max Keller: Don't worry, I won't leave this bar through the window.
K: Real good there Sparky.
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.
Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.
Omi: This is most embarrassing.
Jessica Jones: Nice ears.
Daredevil: They're horns.