Grounder: Sometimes I wish Doctor Robotnik hadn't made us so persistent.
Scratch: He made me persistent. He made you too dumb to quit.
Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you.
Sasuke Uchiha: Well, how good for them.
Jiraiya: Naruto... I know you know this, but... don't use that power.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Narrator: Using his beta capsule, Hayata becomes Ultraman.
Steve McGarrett: Let me ask you something. How deep did you have to dig? I mean, how much of your soul did you just lose by actually appreciating me?
Max Keller: Don't worry, I won't leave this bar through the window.
Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.
Dr. Venture: Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip.
Omi: This is most embarrassing.
Sgt. Sam Troy: Let's shake it.
Frank Castle: One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.
Mxyzptlk: Your three months are up! And this time you're not gonna cheat me of my fun.
Superman: Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm.
Mxyzptlk: NOT Kltpzyxm! Mxyzptlk! Now,  the first thing I'm gonna do - ah, nuts! [Disappears.].
Commander Adama: Mr. President, a wall of unidentified craft is closing in on the fleet.
Baltar: Possibly a Cylon welcoming commitee.
Commander Adama: Sir, may I suggest we launch a 'welcoming commitee' of our own?