Best action TV quotes of all time

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Braddock: Don't just stand there sucking on a prune pit, get these men some water.

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11:59 - S5-E23

Shannon O'Donnel: 5:00am, December 27th, 2000. I'm in the great state of...Indiana, I think. I saw the world's largest ball of string this morning and the world's largest beefsteak tomato this afternoon. It was the size of a Volkswagen. The string, not the tomato.

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Brock Samson: Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?
The Monarch: Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.

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Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.

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Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

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Cornelius Flavius Silva: A victory? What have we won? We've won a rock in the middle of a wasteland, on the shores of a poisoned sea.

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Dr. Drakken: Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend.
Ron: Hello, I've got a name.
Dr. Drakken: Which I can never remember.

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Bruce Wayne: What are you doing tonight?
Barbara Gordon: Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Bruce Wayne: What?
Barbara Gordon: ...Never mind.

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Dr. Robotnik: Oh, I think I hate that hedgehog, but I don't know for sure.

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Robin of Loxley: Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.

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Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.

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Captain William Mitchell: Joel, where have you been?
Joel Rawlings: Sir, I was on a... secret mission. So secret, even you didn't know about it.
Captain William Mitchell: At the flower shop?

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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ya dun scuffed my ve-hicle.

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Lucy: No-one's here.
Lord Brett Sinclair: Quiet as the proverbial - why are we whispering? Daniel! He's got a... shotgun.

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Flavius Aetius: Let's make a bargain here and now, a treaty of peace between your people and mine.
Attila the Hun: I think that's the first sign of weakness I've seen you show.

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Narrator: Our world was once a safe and happy place until evil aliens arrived with one plan: to destroy Earth. Gosei, Earth's ancient guardian, awoke and called on a new team of teenagers to fight off this new threat. They are the Power Rangers Megaforce.

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Lois Lane: Eureka.

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Helen: Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine.

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Ahsoka: I started hearing whispers, of Thrawn's return as heir to the Empire.

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