Josiah: Now that there's divine intervention. Me, I was gonna shoot your hand off.
Vivian Blackadder: Amad bin Atwa supplied money and explosives to Hasan Mohammed, who executed the attack on the Cole. They're an all-Jihad team that's been together for nine years. If Bin Atwa gives up Hasan, I want in on the kill.
Gibbs: We're not tasked with capturing Hasan Mohammed.
Vivian Blackadder: Gibbs, my brother died on the Cole.
Gibbs: I know that.
Vivian Blackadder: Then get me in on this!
Gibbs: You're not here to use NCIS as your personal instrument of revenge. You get your head around this murder case, or you pull your tailored suit out of mothballs and you march your butt right back to the J. Edgar Hoover Building.
Narrator: Using his beta capsule, Hayata becomes Ultraman.
Terry McGinnis: Look, if you had any proof they were going to do something, it would be different. But I'm not going to change my plans because of a hunch.
Bruce Wayne: Batman would.
Terry McGinnis: Hey, I put my life on the line all the time. One night isn't going to make any difference.
Bruce Wayne: One night always makes the difference.
Peter Parker: I bet the X-Men get to go to parties.
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.
Batman: Enough with the act. Lose the dummy.
Scarface: I would, but he keeps following me around.
Sub-Zero: Nothing breaks harder than ice.
Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.
Little John: Taxes we do not like.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Frank Castle: One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime.
Tsunade: But sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction, isn't it?
Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!
Robin of Loxley: Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten.
Andros: Let's Rocket.
Monkey D. Luffy: Hey, there's the ship!
Sanji: Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!
Monkey D. Luffy: Love? I thought it was orbs!
Usopp: If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!
Man-At-Arms: That's very interesting, but silly.