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Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

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Jackson Norris: You aren't capable of pulling that trigger, Trevor.
Trevor Slattery: I'm a washed-up actor, mate. You don't know what I'm capable of.

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Porky Pig: Listen, my children, and you shall hear 'The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere'.

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Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.

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Bugs: Of course you know, this means WAR.

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Rocky: Stop right there, rabbit! How much do you know?
Bugs Bunny: Who, me? Oh, I know uh lotsa things! Two and two is four, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, uh, George Washington was the first president.
Rocky: CUT IT! This guy knows too much, Mugsy.

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Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.

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English Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.

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Pepe Le Pew: Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine.

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Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.

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The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

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Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?

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Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.

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