Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?
Calvin Q. Calculus: I invented the portable hole for the good of humanity. But let us all hope it will never be used for evil purposes.
Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.
Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Daffy Duck: I guess he's gone now.
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Well, now, I wouldn't say that.
Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, look, folks! I'm ahead! I'm in the lead! I'm gonna win, yeah! Hooray for the rabbit! Hooray! Look at me go! Look at me go.
Charlie Brown: Holidays always depress me.
Sally Brown: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas, already?
Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.
Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock / Might I inquire to ask, ehh, what's up Doc?
Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.
Pepe Le Pew: All is love in fair and war.
Bogart (with blackface): My oh my! I can work for Mr. Benny now.
Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.
Garfield: Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion. Stranger things have happened in this town.
Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.