Best short movie quotes of all time

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A Bear for Punishment picture

Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.

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Bugs: Of course you know, this means WAR.

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Bogart (with blackface): My oh my! I can work for Mr. Benny now.

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Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.

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Out-Foxed picture

English Fox: Ladies and gentlemen, fear not for my safety. After all, I am smart as a fox, you know.

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Wild Over You picture

Pepe Le Pew: Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine.

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The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.

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Duck Amuck picture

Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?

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Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.

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Dorlock Holmes: I may be down, but the jig is up.

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Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

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All Hail the King picture

Jackson Norris: Trevor, you told me that when you got this role that you'd researched it thoroughly.
Trevor Slattery: Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's "done the research" it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick wank.

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Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.

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What's Opera, Doc? picture

Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock / Might I inquire to ask, ehh, what's up Doc?

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