Best short movie quotes of all time

Calvin Q. Calculus: I invented the portable hole for the good of humanity. But let us all hope it will never be used for evil purposes.

Bugs Bunny: Why, Granny! You're just a wolf in cheap clothing.

Sally Brown: What's the matter, big brother?
Charlie Brown: Nothing. I was just checking the mailbox.
Sally Brown: What did you expect, a turkey card?

Oaken: Welcome to Wandering Oaken's.
Olaf: Hello, fuzzy man bear.
Oaken: What do you need?
Olaf: A sense of self.

Easter Rabbit: Remember, keep smiling.

Bugs Bunny: Look at him stuffing himself while poor little rabbits lie out here starving.

Bugs Bunny: Hey, look, folks! I'm ahead! I'm in the lead! I'm gonna win, yeah! Hooray for the rabbit! Hooray! Look at me go! Look at me go.

Von Hamburger: This should be a close-up, am I r-r-r-r-r-right, boys?
Assistant Directors: Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

Bugs Bunny: Brother, you got yourself a preposition.

Radio: Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Report to your stations for further instructions. That is all.
Mother: I wonder if they found my little boy?
Radio: No we didn't, lady.

Oliver: She says I think more of you than I do of her.
Stanley: Well you do, don't you?
Oliver: Well, we won't go into that.

Daffy: Survival of the fittest... and besides, it's fun.

Announcer: The dogs are going into their starting boxes. Now they're on edge for this race. Bill's Bunion looks a little sore. Pneumatic Tire's rounding into shape. Father's Moustache looks a little droopy. Motorman's Glove will have a hand in it. Bride's Biscuit is hard as a rock. Grandpa's Folly is out of it. He's being scratched.

Trailer Trash Thumb: A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. Llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones.

Bugs Bunny: You're in for it now, Doc. It's the hot seat for you, sure.

Daffy Duck: Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.

Little Red Riding Hood: Hey, Grandma! That's an awfully big set of teeth for you... to have.
Wolf: Ah, le adorable froufrou... GET OUT.

Ollie: What were you doing up there?
Stan: I was trying to plug it in.
Ollie: That's not the place to plug it in! Give it to me.

Bugs Bunny: And just who might you be?
Punkinhead Martin: I might be Teddy Rooseyvelt, but I ain't! I saw what you did to my brother.

Yosemite Sam: Mice.