Best short movie quotes of all time

Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.

Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

Daffy Duck: I guess he's gone now.
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Well, now, I wouldn't say that.

Goering: Heil him.
Hitler: Heil me.

Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it.

Bogart (with blackface): My oh my! I can work for Mr. Benny now.

Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.

Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock / Might I inquire to ask, ehh, what's up Doc?

Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.

Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

Stage Manager: But Daffy, we bill according to drawing power.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? That rabbit couldn't draw flies if he was covered with syrup. Okay, this performance will prove I'm a star.

Oliver: Where's the fireplace?
Jessup: In that room. You'll find it standing against the wall.

Garfield: Why someone would murder a 23-year-old college professor was beyond me. Maybe he delivered just one too many lectures on the Boxer Rebellion. Stranger things have happened in this town.

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

Yosemite Sam: Be you the mean hombre that's a-hankerin' for a heap of trouble, stranger? Well, be ya?
Bugs Bunny: I be.

Bugs Bunny: Your move first, Sam. C'mon, pick a card.
Yosemite Sam: All right! Don't rush me. I'm a-thinking... and my head hurts.

Victor Frankenstein: People are weird.

Ollie: Get this house cleaned up! Do you know that my wife will be home at noon.
Stan: Say, what do you think I am? Cinderella? If I had any sense I'd walk out on you.
Ollie: Well it's a good thing you haven't any sense.
Stan: It certainly is.

Skipper: Eggnog at 2100 hours, writing our names in the snow at 2105.
Private: Skipper?

Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.