Best short movie quotes of all time

Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.

Ollie: What were you doing up there?
Stan: I was trying to plug it in.
Ollie: That's not the place to plug it in! Give it to me.

Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house.

Yosemite Sam: I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.

Older James: I remember that winter because it had brought the heaviest snows I had ever seen. Snow had fallen steadily all night long and in the morning I woke in a room filled with light and silence, the world seemed to be held in a dream-like stillness. It was a magical day. And it was on that day I made the snowman.

Louise: Philip has but one weakness - women. At the sight of a pretty girl he has spots before his eyes.

Hassan: Open, septuagenarian? Uh, open, saddle soap? Open, sesame?

Joann: Hi, I'm Joann, my favorite color is fluorescent beige. I'm already in the music business, shoot, I'm just here to get my GED.

Elmer Fudd: Doggone you, old, mean wabbit.

Daffy Duck: Yes, sir. Daffy Duck, personal representative of the biggest discovery since the Sweater Girl. He's colossal! Stupendous! One might even go so far as to say... he's mediocre. I give you that paragon of pep and personality, Sleepy Lagoon.

Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.

Porky Pig: Listen, my children, and you shall hear 'The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere'.

Bugs Bunny: Action, he says. Action he shall get.

Commandant: You there, what is your number?
Stan: Hollywood-4368.

Bugs Bunny: Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?
Doctor in audience: I'm a doctor.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?

Rocky: Stop right there, rabbit! How much do you know?
Bugs Bunny: Who, me? Oh, I know uh lotsa things! Two and two is four, Carson City is the capital of Nevada, uh, George Washington was the first president.
Rocky: CUT IT! This guy knows too much, Mugsy.

Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.

Bugs Bunny: Ah, my public. How they love me.

Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.

Bugs: Of course you know, this means WAR.