King Henry viii: Why are you here for her?
Mary Boleyn: Because she is my sister, and therefore one half of me.
Molly Brown: Sure I may be tuckered, and I may give out, but I won't give in.
Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)
Jimmy Hoffa: I'm gonna give ya a piece of advice. Don't ask for something if it's a burden to ya if ya get it.
Joy Gresham: We can't have the happiness of yesterday without the pain of today. That's the deal.
Frida Kahlo: They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.
John Keats: Touch has a memory.
Fanny Brawne: I know it.
Mary: George, I didn't know you could yodel.
George M. Cohan: Learned it on the farm. Nothing but pig callin' with frost on it.
Peter Handcock: Well, they say a slice off a cut loaf is never missed.
John Ehrlichman: You got people dying because he didn't make the varsity football team. You got the Constitution hanging by a thread because the old man went to Whittier instead of Yale.
Violet Kray: I don't think it's possible to love someone too much but I think you can love them in the wrong way.
Gloria Gaines: Everything you are and everything you have, is because of that butler.
Officer Flynn: You threatening me, Bulger?
Whitey Bulger: The last thing I would do if I was planning to harm you was to warn you in advance, you dumb fuck.
Officer Flynn: You better watch yourself, Bulger.
Whitey Bulger: You better fuck yourself, Flynn.
Bill Gates: Think they're hookers?
Paul Allen: Either that or motel inspectors. I saw one of them go into the room next to ours about a dozen times yesterday.
Professor Henry Holmes: Now I know why the Democratic Party chose a jackass for a mascot.
Mickey Cohen: Hey, this conversation is beneath me.
Alfred Kinsey: Everybody's sin is nobody's sin, and everybody's crime is no crime at all.
Bob Gaudio: Tommy, no stolen goods, okay?
Tommy DeVito: Stolen goods? No! These fell off a truck.