Magnum, P.I.
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The Arrow That Is Not Aimed - S3-E13

Magnum: A - ha! You violated my privacy!
Higgins: Nonsense. I was retrieving Mr. Masters' wide-angle lens which you borrowed three weeks ago and typically neglected to return.
Magnum: That doesn't give you the right to remove my possessions!
Higgins: I consider this contraband and therefore subject to confiscation.
Magnum: As long as there are dogs threatening my life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, I will...No, I must, I MUST protect myself! It is my constitutional right!
Higgins: Very well. I will inform Mr. Masters that you feel within your constitutional rights to use dog repellent on the lads.
Magnum: Hey, hey, hey, Higgins! No sense bothering Robin with a little household problem. (00:04:40)

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No Need to Know - S1-E5

Magnum: [answers the phone sleepily] Hello.
Rick: Are you all right? You sound like my dog that time she got hit by the pineapple truck.
Magnum: Yeah. No. Who is this?
Rick: What do you mean, "Who is this?" How many people do you know that had a dog that was hit by a pineapple truck? (00:08:00)

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Two Birds of a Feather - S3-E19

Sam Houston Hunter: My Grandpappy said something good always comes out of something bad. He said it till the day they hung him.
Magnum: Hung him?
Sam Houston Hunter: Even then he was right. A widow woman collected the reward. (00:11:20)

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Faith and Begorrah - S3-E22

Desk Clerk: Room's 100 a week, 20 a day, That's cash in advance and no swimsuits or bare feet allowed in the lobby.
Higgins: My good man, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of your rooms.
Desk Clerk: No suicides either. (00:21:40)

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Mr. White Death - S3-E8

Higgins: I say, your face is even more blank than usual. Did you encounter some difficulty in locating Earl's son?
Magnum: Yes. I mean no... Well, I...I mean, I don't know...
Higgins: Well put. (00:28:20)

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Mixed Doubles - S3-E9

Magnum: I'm sorry Rick. I'm a little rusty on the serve. I just gotta get it up a little more, but when I do, it'll be a monster.
TC: Not with that follow through.
Magnum: What's wrong with it?
TC: You need more extension.
Magnum: I do?
TC: Mmm-hmm.
Rick: Try and keep this one on the court will you. We're running out of balls!
Magnum: OK, this one will be in Rick, I promise.
 (00:03:10)

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Black on White - S3-E5

Higgins: The Kikuyu could be a savage people. But then, so could we. Take away our bowlers and school ties, remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, set us down in the African bush where every living thing is killing or being killed, and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the Earth. (00:30:10)

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Past Tense - S3-E4

Magnum: So, you go in, swim underwater and you sneak around their flank.
Orville 'Rick' Wright : What, are you crazy? I'm no good at swimming underwater.
Magnum: Anybody can swim underwater!
Orville 'Rick' Wright : Anybody can drown, too! (00:37:50)

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Did You See the Sun Rise? - S3-E1

Mac: If you could do that all the way from Molokai, you might win, instead of finishing 87th.
I looked up the finishing order of last year's race, You came in behind a 12-year-old girl from Kauai. Kiki Kahuna.
Magnum: What do you want, Mac?
Mac: I thought you might wanna win this year. Or at least beat a 12-year-old girl.
Magnum: She's 13 by now. (00:21:30)

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Higgins: I did it because you have more dumb luck than anyone I know.

Magnum: If basketball was all there was to life, you'd be set.

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