Quotes from Steve Carell movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Gru: I'm just chillin' with my guac from my chip hat.

Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast!
Gru: Yes! Wait, whaa? What did you call us?
Lucy Wilde: Grucy. You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together - Grucy.
Gru: I like it, but not a lot. I don't like it.

Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl!
Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.

Barry: Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said?"I can't hear you."

Kieran: Have you ever lived among a herd of goats, for months at a time, as one of them?
Barry: No.
Kieran: That surprises me.

Evan Baxter: Do I know you?
God: Not as much as I'd like.

Joan Baxter: Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge, or emotion, or awareness.
Evan Baxter: If that's true, I am going to be so pissed.

John du Pont: I'm getting Dave. And I don't care how much it costs.

John du Pont: Did you catch the fox today, Mother?

John du Pont: You're going to do great things, Mark.
Mark Schultz: I'm gonna give you everything I have.

John du Pont: Horses are stupid. Horses eat and shit. That's all they do. It's very silly. It's all very silly.

John du Pont: I don't care about trains, Mother. I am leading men.

John du Pont: I do not share my mother's affection for horseflesh, I'll have you know.

John du Pont: I consider you a friend. And my friends call me Eagle. Or Golden Eagle. Either of those would work. Or John. Or Coach.

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.

Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 black op snipers.
Siegfried: I don't believe you.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandos?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?
Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Well neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from Control.
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?
Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.

Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.