Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Jody Moreno: You are literally the last person on Earth I wanna see. I'd slap the shit outta you. I really could.
Colt Seavers: And I'm open to that in a safer environment.
Neil Armstrong: You're down here and you look up and you don't think about it too much. But space exploration changes your perception.
Neil Armstrong: I don't know what space exploration will uncover, but I don't think it'll be exploration just for the sake of exploration. I think it'll be more the fact that it allows us to see things. That maybe we should have seen a long time ago. But just haven't been able to until now.
Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Lt. Robert Nunally: I warned you about him.
Willy Beachum: You warned me he was smart. You didn't warn me you were stupid.
Jerry Wooters: Playing hot potato with a grenade isn't much of a strategy.
Jerry Wooters: Sarge, the whole town is under water, and you're grabbing a bucket when you should be grabbing a bathing suit.
Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
Grace Faraday: Don't let me.
Six: We need a ride. I call 'not trunk'.
Ida Horowicz: Hey, Steve. I'm still your friend, right?
Stephen Meyers: You're my best friend, Ida.
Tom Duffy: Get out, now. Or otherwise...
Stephen Meyers: Otherwise, I'll end up like you?
Tom Duffy: Yeah, you end up being a jaded, cynical asshole, just like me.
Stephen Meyers: You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't fuck the interns. They get you for that.
Sebastian: I'm letting life hit me until it gets tired. Then I'll hit back. It's a classic rope-a-dope.
Sebastian: Alright, I remember you. And yes, I'll admit that when we met, I was a little curt.
Mia: You were "curt?"
Sebastian: Alright, I was an asshole. I can admit that! But requesting "I Ran" from a serious musician? Too far!
Mia: Did you just say "a serious musician?"
Sebastian: That's not what I said.
Mia: That's a really cool outfit. Do you mind if I borrow it next week?
Sebastian: Why?
Mia: Because I have an audition coming up where I have to play a "serious" firefighter.
Bill: You're fired.
Sebastian: It's Christmas.
Bill: Yeah, I see the decorations. Good luck in the New Year.
Sebastian: You're a barista? I can see how you can look down on me from all the way up there.
