Quotes from Ryan Gosling movies and TV shows

David Marks: Look at her. I swear to God, I didn't even know that people like her existed. She's perfect.

Sanford Marks: You're ignoring a very hard fact of life, David.
David Marks: What's that?
Sanford Marks: She's never going to be one of us.
David Marks: I know. Isn't that great?

Ken: To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Barbie: I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals.
Ken: I have all the genitals.

Ken: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Barbie: Why?
Ken: Because we're girfriend and boyfriend.
Barbie: To do what?
Ken: ...I'm actually not sure.

Doctor: No, I won't let you do just one appendectomy.
Ken: But I'm a man.
Doctor: But not a doctor.
Ken: Can I talk to a doctor?
Doctor: You are talking to a doctor.
Ken: I need a clicky pen.
Doctor: No.
Ken: A sharpy thing?
Doctor: No.
Ken: [as he walks toward a male doctor] There he is.
Doctor: Somebody get security.

Barbie: I've never seen 'The Godfather'.
Ken: Oh my God! You've never seen 'The Godfather'? This movie is a rich blend of genius and a triumph that Robert Evans.
Barbie: Can you start the movie over and just talk the whole time?

Ken: You guys aren't doing patriarchy very well.
Corporate Man: We're actually doing patriarchy very well... we're just better at hiding it.

Danny Moses: You're completely sure of the math?
Jared Vennett: Look at him, that's my quant.
Mark Baum: Your what?
Jared Vennett: My quantitative. My math specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.
Mark Baum: That's pretty racist.
Jared Vennett: Look at his eyes, I'll give you a hint, his name is Yang. He won a national math competition in China he doesn't even speak English! Yeah I'm sure of the math.

Jared Vennett: Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.

Dean: I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, 'cause we're resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I'd be an idiot if I didn't marry this girl she's so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option... 'Oh he's got a good job.' I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who's got a good job and is gonna stick around.

Dean: In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane.
Cindy: I like how you can compliment and insult somebody at the same time, in equal measure.

Dean: I didn't want to be somebody's husband and I didn't want to be somebody's dad, that wasn't my goal in life. But somehow it was. I work so I can do that.

Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!

Jacob: The bags under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.

Driver: If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

Shannon: Kid, I want you to meet Mr. Bernie Rose!
Bernie Rose: Nice to meet you.
Driver: My hands are a little dirty.
Bernie Rose: So are mine.

Bearded Redneck: You're Shannon's buddy right? We met last year. You drove me and my brother back from Palm Springs. We hired another wheelman. I spent six months in jail. My brother, he got himself killed. I got this sweet job coming up.
Driver: How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.
Bearded Redneck: Nice seein' you again.

Irene: What do you do?
Driver: I drive.
Irene: Like a limo driver?
Driver: No, like, for movies.
Irene: Oh. You mean all the car chases and stuff?
Driver: Yeah.
Irene: Isn't that dangerous?
Driver: It's only part-time. Mostly I work at a garage.