Quotes from Ryan Gosling movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Sebastian: What do you mean you don't like jazz?
Mia: It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it.

Mia: Maybe I'm not good enough!
Sebastian: Yes, you are.
Mia: Maybe I'm not! It's like a pipe dream.
Sebastian: This is the dream! It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's very, very exciting.

Lars Lindstrom: I was hoping winter was over.
Margo: No, it's just a thaw - winter isn't over till Easter.

Margo: What are you doing Friday night?
Lars Lindstrom: I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected, so.

Lars Lindstrom: What about me?
Mrs. Gruner: Big baby! You're just like my husband. She'll be home at 11.

Holly March: Dad, there's like whores here and stuff.
Holland March: Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don't say "and stuff." Just say "dad, there are whores here."
Holly March: Well, there's like a ton.

Holland March: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.
Jackson Healy: People got hurt.
Holland March: I'm saying, I think they died quickly, though. So I don't think they got hurt.

Holland March: Got a cool ad though. I made your head small because I know you're sensitive about how big it is.

Holland March: So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?

Holland March: Munich.
Jackson Healy: What?
Holland March: Guy without his balls. A Munich.
Jackson Healy: Munich, is a city in Germany, Munich. München.
Holland March: You sure?
Jackson Healy: My dad was stationed there.
Holland March: Right. Hitler only had one ball.

Holly March: You beat people up and charge money?
Jackson Healy: Yeah.
Holland March: Sad, isn't it?
Holly March: How much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet?
Holland March: What?
Jackson Healy: How much you got?
Holly March: Thirty bucks.
Holland March: That's good, this conversation is over.

Holland March: You know who else was just following orders? Adolf Hitler.

Holland March: Got a cool ad though. I made your head small because I know you're sensitive about how big it is.

Holland March: [to Holly] You're supposed to be at Jessica's.
Jessica: Yeah, sorry, Mr. March. My sister kicked us out. She's having a guy over.
Holland March: Your sister's such a slut.
Jessica: Yeah, I know.

Judith Kuttner: My name is Judith Kuttner. I work for the Department of Justice.
Holland March: OK. Well, that explains basically nothing.

Holland March: Have you seen this girl? She's got dark hair, her name is Amelia.
Flight Deck Bartender: What's in it for me?
Holland March: He'll stop doing it.
Flight Deck Bartender: Doing what?
[Healy quickly grabs the bartender and smack his head on the bar desk].
Flight Deck Bartender: Ow, fuck!
Holland March: That.

Holland March: I work in a cesspool. Sex, more sex. My wife, she used to say I make a living off rumpy-pumpy. Whatever. She was English. I don't know what the fuck it means either.

Holland March: You seen Chet, the projectionist?
Buddy: Yeah, he just left like 10 minutes ago, went for a drink. And you are?
Holland March: In a hurry. Thanks, buddy.
Buddy: How'd you know my name was Buddy?

Holland March: Fine. I'm done. Put a fork in me... Don't really put a fork in me.

Holland March: [Drunk] Hi everyone, I'm Amelia. She's about...dark hair. Answers to...the call of the wild. Just kidding. I forgot her name, but you know, if you see you, just... if you see, let me know, and tell me... tell me my name.