Quotes from Christopher Walken movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Gabriel: Nice move. Beautifully done. Tommy, you ought to come work for me upstairs. I could get you in now. You'll love it. No one tells you when to go to bed. You eat all the ice cream you want. You get to kill all day all night, just like an Angel! (01:24:43)

Gabriel: I will not allow any talking monkey to take my place! I'll burn down Heaven to stop it. (00:42:22)

Gabriel: I'm an Angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls. And from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why. (01:06:45)

Gabriel: You know how you get that dent on your top lip? Way back before you were born, I told you a secret. Then I put my finger there and I said shh. (00:55:00)

Gabriel: Reject the lie, Simon. Join us! Help us make it the way it was before the monkeys. Remember? We cast down Lucifer's army, you and I. We threw their rebel thrones from the wall! (00:42:34)

Gabriel: It's unusual seeing someone your age in a Church on a weeknight. Don't get me wrong. I think it's a sign of excellent character. (00:54:15)

Hatcher: I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me.

Hatcher: I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the concept of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back.

Hatcher: That's a lot of cows.

Hatcher: You're dead already. You just don't know it.

Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.

Paulo: Put your hands up.
Hans: No.
Paulo: What?
Hans: I said no.
Paulo: Why not?
Hans: I don't want to.
Paulo: But I've got a gun.
Hans: I don't care.
Paulo: That doesn't make any sense!
Hans: Too bad.

Marty: That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?
Hans: Yeah.
Marty: Do you know what that is?
Hans: Great.
Marty: That's just fucking great!

Doc: I can't do what I said I would do. Mercy is a one-saying, mercy.
Claphands: Finish this.

Doc: My friend is looking for a "party."
Wendy: Yeah? What kind of party?
Val: Bar Mitzvah.

Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: There's no key.
Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: It's new. It's a button. Push the button.
Val: Push the button.
Doc: It's computers.
Hirsch: Man, this is like the future.

Doc: You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val.
Val: Says who?
Doc: Says the people who make cars.

Doc: Exit, stage left.

Val: Your place looks like where I just came from except it's worse.
Doc: So, it's not to your liking. Sorry.
Val: Not to my liking is the understatement of all time.

Charlie Barret: I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so fucked up nobody could ever recover.