Seven Psychopaths (2012)

Hans: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
Bill: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.

Marty: How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?
Billy: I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching.

Paulo: Put your hands up.
Hans: No.
Paulo: What?
Hans: I said no.
Paulo: Why not?
Hans: I don't want to.
Paulo: But I've got a gun.
Hans: I don't care.
Paulo: That doesn't make any sense!
Hans: Too bad.

Zachariah: You didn't think I was what? Serious? You think I'm not serious just because I carry a rabbit?

Charlie: Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty: I don't believe in them.
Charlie: In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't fucking leprechauns, you dumb Mick.

Zachariah: I'm going to be over to kill you Tuesday.
Marty: That's good, I'm not doing anything Tuesday.

Marty: That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?
Hans: Yeah.
Marty: Do you know what that is?
Hans: Great.
Marty: That's just fucking great!