Quotes from Catherine Zeta-Jones movies and TV shows

Narrator: Eddie Thomas and Gwen Harrison: America's Sweethearts.

Velma Kelly: Well, you wanted my advice, right? Whatever it is, don't forget Billy Flinn's number-one client is Billy Flynn.

Theo: You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning.

Theo: You know what, the rest of you may hate your insomnia but I'm not sure I want a cure for mine. That's when I get all my best ideas... I'm alone, occasionally... with no distractions. My mind is racing with creative ideas and come 3am I feel like a genius.

Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You'll never gonna believe how I found them.
Theo: How did you find them?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: The blood led me to the bookcase.
Theo: The blood?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Little footprints in blood.
Theo: Nell, I'm worried about you.

Dr. David Marrow: Okay, so what do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter.
Theo: ...Sex.

Dr. David Marrow: Let me explain what's happening here. You're participating in a study on group fear and hysteria.
Luke: What? That's it, that's what this was all about?
Theo: You brought us here to scare us, is that it?
Dr. David Marrow: Yes.
Luke: And you were just waiting for her to have a total nervous breakdown before you said it? I mean, what is your problem?

Luke: And you I'm gonna guess, are a les.
Theo: Don't even start.
Luke: Wow, You're so bossy and domineering.
Theo: Thanks. Theo.

Theo: Isn't it based on the Gates of Hell, by Rodin?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Well, It's not just hell. You see the children, they're are reaching up for heaven, but their souls are trapped in purgatory. And these are the demons... who can hold on to your soul for as long as they want.
Theo: Did you study art?
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: No, I studied purgatory. I was there once for eleven years. It's when your soul is caught between the living and the dead.

Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment.
Alejandro: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.
Alejandro: Of course not! In what way did you break the most sacred of commandments?

Alejandro Murrieta: Do you surrender?
Elena: Never, but I may scream.
Alejandro Murrieta: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

Alejandro Murrieta: All that shooting guns, racing around on horses - gives me a frightful headache. It's hardly the work of a gentleman.
Elena: What is? Climbing in and out of carriages?
Alejandro Murrieta: No, but increasing one's holdings so as to provide comfort to ladies. Such as yourself.

Kate: I wish there was a cookbook for life, you know? Recipes telling us exactly what to do. I know, I know, you're gonna say "How else will you learn, Kate."
Therapist: Mm. No, actually I wasn't going to say that. You want to guess again?
Kate: No, no, go ahead.
Therapist: Well what I was going to say was, you know better than anyone, it's the recipes that you create yourself that are the best.

Therapist: Kids like fishsticks.
Kate: I can't believe I'm actually paying for these suggestions.

Kate: What are we going to do about work?
Nick: What we always do. You tell me what to do and then I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want.

Xander Drax: Quill, would you please show Mr. Walker up to the observation deck and make him talk?
Sala: I claim the body when you're done.

Sala: The Phantom helped Diana to escape. I think he's in love with her.
Xander Drax: Oh really? This is getting more interesting by the minute. Why do you say that?
Sala: Because he could have had me... but he picked her. That could only be love.
Xander Drax: Or simply bad judgment.

Harry Finklestein: So, did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?
Roberta Finklestein: Harry?
Sandy: No.
Harry Finklestein: They're gonna give me a new asshole.

Marina: Sinbad, you're not a very complicated guy. All someone has to do is imagine the most gutless course of action and you're bound to take it.

Marina: Are you sure you.
Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.