[Alejandro draws his sword.]
Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
Alejandro: Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
Captain Love: It's just one man.
Don Rafael Montero: It isn't just one man, dammit! It's Zorro!
Three Finger Jack: Hey, basura! Up here! Well ain't you a sight for sore eyes. Full grown vultures walking around like real folk. Welcome! Welcome to Hell's outhouse! Now they call us the disappeared once but as you can see we ain't exactly disappeared. We've just been a little hard to find.
Captain Love: You. I know you.
Three Finger Jack: You bet you do, peckerwood! I'm the legendary Three Finger Jack and you are a bunch of murdering trash dressed up in fancy sweet smelling doodads!
Captain Love: Ignore him gentlemen. He's a common thief.
Three Finger Jack: Hah! As common as they come, but I ain't nothing to you "gentlemen." I steal gold. I steal money, but you... You steal people's lives. So damn you, and damn the whores that brung you!
Fray Felipe: This is the house of God.
Captain Harrison Love: Don't worry Padre, we'll be gone before he gets back.
Diego: You're a thief, Alejandro. A pitiful clown. Zorro was a servant of the people, not a seeker of fame like you. Buffoon.
Diego: Is it finished?
Alejandro: Yes, Don Diego. It is finished.
Diego: Not for Zorro. There will be other days, other battles to fight. That is your curse and your destiny.
Diego: Your brother is dead! We lose the ones we love. We cannot change it. Put it aside.
Don Rafael Montero: You know, I'm starting to wonder if you really want this operation to succeed at all, Captain.
Captain Harrison Love: What are you saying?
Don Rafael Montero: What I am saying, Captain, is that I think my horse could run this army better than you.
Alejandro Murrieta: Do you surrender?
Elena: Never, but I may scream.
Alejandro Murrieta: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.
Alejandro Murrieta: All that shooting guns, racing around on horses - gives me a frightful headache. It's hardly the work of a gentleman.
Elena: What is? Climbing in and out of carriages?
Alejandro Murrieta: No, but increasing one's holdings so as to provide comfort to ladies. Such as yourself.
Don Diego de la Vega: You should not trade something like that for a mere glass of whiskey.
Alejandro Murrieta: Why not? You think I could get two?
Alejandro Murrieta: Look at me, I look like a butterfly. This is the most stupid thing I've ever done.
Don Diego de la Vega: I doubt that.
Alejandro Murrieta: So, how much are we worth?
Three-Fingered Jack: Uh, all told... about two hundred pesos?
Joaquin Murrieta: That's it? After all the payrolls we've robbed, a lousy two hundred pesos apiece, that's all we're worth?
Cpl. Armando Garcia: We're wasting time.
Three-Fingered Jack: Now that's two hundred pesos for the both of you.
Alejandro Murrieta: What? Are you crazy? Don't take it, Jack.
Captain Harrison Love: Are you all right?
Don Rafael Montero: Do you have the map?
Captain Harrison Love: We'll find it.
Don Rafael Montero: Is your army ready to fight Santa Anna's?
Captain Harrison Love: No, sir.
Don Rafael Montero: Then why are you asking me if I'm all right? Of course I'm not all right.
Alejandro: I've never lost a fight.
Don Diego de la Vega: Except to a crippled old man just now.
Alejandro Murrieta: Just one question.
Captain Harrison Love: Really? What is that?
Alejandro Murrieta: How would you like your remains displayed?
Don Diego de la Vega: There is a saying, a very old saying: when the pupil is ready the master will appear.
Answer: Marc Antony and Tina Arena sang it. Lyrics at http://www.lyrics.net/lyric/5746519.
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