Michael Jennings: If you love me, if you care about me, go. Have a good life. Remember me.
Michael Jennings: If you show someone their future, they have no future.
Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a cowboy, thought this through entirely?
Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.
Rudy Duncan: Rule one! Never put a car thief behind the wheel.
Ivan Block: This is your job. You want a clear conscience, go start a charity. But if you want your own island and your boss says you gotta go out there and take a beating, you go out there, take it and come back to work and say, 'do you need me to do it again?
Ivan Block: How is it going, fellas?
Agent Shavers: Better than you.
Richie Furst: You really saw me coming, didn't you? The cars, the boats, the money, everything. You handpicked me, and you slow-played it perfectly.
Ivan Block: What did you expect me to do, Richie? Walk into my party, accuse me of cheating in front of all my friends. I can't let that go by. That's the problem with your generation. You guys sat around with your vintage T-shirts and your participation medal, and you never did anything.
Ivan Block: Basically, this place is to crocodiles what Goldman Sachs is to pricks with skinny ties. There's just a fuckin' ton of them.
Drew Latham: Please! Please, let me stay here.
Tom Valco: No.
Drew Latham: I'll pay you.
Tom Valco: My family's not for sale, pal.
Drew Latham: I'll pay you $250,000.
Tom Valco: Welcome home, son.
Tom Valco: I think your mom's starting to like your grandfather hitting on her.
Drew Latham: There's a sentence you don't often hear on Christmas Eve.
Doug MacRay: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.
James Coughlin: Whose car we takin'?
Doug MacRay: If I feel anything, if I think anything might happen to her... I'm gonna kill both of ya.
Doug MacRay: We're fucked if we see a helicopter, we're fucked if we see SWAT. We see a cruiser, stop, take out the engine blocks, keep movin'. No one needs to get hurt.
James Coughlin: Yeah, these guards like to test you, though. They wanna get hurt for ten dollars an hour, don't get in the way.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
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