Quotes from Ben Affleck movies and TV shows - page 4 of 5

Neil: People who get married are not to be trusted. You know why? Because if you were legitimately happy, honestly you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldn't have to broadcast it. They do it because they're insecure and because they think that getting married is what they're supposed to be doing now. And so they're lying to themselves and they're lying to others.

Neil: I don't wanna be with anybody else, I just wanna be with Beth.

Neil: So, we're not getting married but I have to get rid of my pants?

George Reeves: You can't see my penis, can you?

George Reeves: Well, you know what they say about land. They - they aren't making any more of it.

Holden McNeil: I don't think I'm alone in thinking that a Jay and Silent Bob movie is the worst idea Hollywood has had since Greedo shooting first.

Joseph: Will you forgive me, for thinking I was some miracle from God?
Judah: But you are a miracle. God sent you to save our family and all of Egypt. And you did.

Joseph: The three vines signify three days. In three days, Pharaoh will bring you back to the palace, a free man.
Butler: If only it were true.
Joseph: It is true. And when you're free, tell Pharaoh about my gift. Please, promise me.

Barry Allen: What are your superpowers again?
Bruce Wayne: I'm rich.

Bruce Wayne: I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. See, I believe enemies are coming...
Barry Allen: Stop right there. I'm in.
Bruce Wayne: You are? Just like that?
Barry Allen: Yeah, I... I need... friends.
Bruce Wayne: Agreed.
Barry Allen: [Holds up batarang.] Can I keep this?

Clark Kent: How did you get the house from the bank?
Bruce Wayne: I bought the bank. All of it.

Barry Allen: Look man, I don't know who you are, but whoever you're looking for...
[Bruce throws a batarang at Barry, who steps back with super-human speed.]
Bruce Wayne: So you're fast.
Barry Allen: That feels like an oversimplification.

Bruce Wayne: The world needs Superman... the team needs Clark. He's more human than I am. He lived in this world, fell in love, had a job. In spite of all that power.

Diana Prince: You should move on from mourning for your parents.
Bruce Wayne: You're one to talk, you ran away for a hundred years because your boyfriend died.

Aquaman: You really are out of your mind.
Batman: I'm not the one who brought a pitchfork.

Bruce Wayne: Superman was a beacon to the world. He didn't just save people, he made them see the best parts of themselves.

Superman: I'm glad I'm alive to see this!
Wonder Woman: Me too.
Batman: Oh, now you're glad.

Bruce Wayne: I wouldn't count of the tribes of men. We tend to act like the doomsday clock has a snooze button.

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Loretta Figgis: My father says there once was a good man in you.
Joe Coughlin: We all find ourselves in lives we didn't expect.
Loretta Figgis: Repent. Repent. Repent.

Joe Coughlin: I don't wanna be a gangster. Stopped kissing rings a long time ago.