Quotes from Ben Affleck movies and TV shows

Bartender: Those clothes and my clothes would look good on my floor.

Bartender: So, how do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

Christian Wolff: My father was an officer in the army. Psychological operations. He was concerned that I might be taken advantage of somehow, so he arranged for me to train with a number of specialists throughout my childhood. We lived in 34 homes in 17 years.
Dana Cummings: You moved 34 times?
Christian Wolff: Mm-hm.
Dana Cummings: God, that's extraordinary. I'm sure it must have been difficult. I haven't been anywhere. Well, Cancun - not my proudest moment.

Christian Wolff: I have a highly functioning form of autism.

Christian Wolff: Pulls to the left. You might consider using a round with a superior ballistic coefficient.

Christian Wolff: Kill Christian Wolff. Transfer all domestic accounts overseas.

Phil Knight: You are remembered for the rules you break.

John Chambers: So you want to come to Hollywood, act like a big shot...
Tony Mendez: Yeah.
John Chambers:...Without actually doing anything?
Tony Mendez: No.
John Chambers: You'll fit right in.

Jack O'Donnell: Carter said you were a great American.
Tony Mendez: A great American what?
Jack O'Donnell: He didn't say.

Tony Mendez: There are only bad options. It's about finding the best one.
CIA Director: You don't have a better bad idea than this?

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Joe Stafford: You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?
Tony Mendez: I think my story is the only thing between you and a gun to your head.

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CIA Director: You think is more plausible than teachers?
Jack O'Donnell: Yes, we do. One, there are no more foreign teachers in Iran.
Tony Mendez: And we think everybody knows Hollywood people. And everybody knows they'd shoot in Stalingrad with Pol Pot directing if it would sell tickets.

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Tony Mendez: What about the White House?
Jack O'Donnell: Carter is shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids.

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Superman: Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it. The Bat is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.
Batman: Tell me. Do you bleed? You will.

Bruce Wayne: I've known a few women like you.
Diana Prince: I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.

Batman: You're not brave. Men are brave.

Bruce Wayne: Twenty years in Gotham. How many good guys are left? How many stay that way?

Clark Kent: Civil liberties are being trampled on in your city; people living in fear. He thinks he's above the law.
Bruce Wayne: The Daily Planet criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree, you write a puff piece editorial about an alien that could burn the whole place down.
Clark Kent: Most of the world doesn't share your opinion, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Maybe it's that Gotham City and me... We just have a bad history with freaks dressed like clowns.

Batman: It's time you learned what it means to be a man.
Superman: Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already.

Alfred: You're gonna go to war?
Bruce Wayne: That son of a bitch brought the war to us.