Diana Prince: I walked away from man a century ago, because of the horrors of man.
Bruce Wayne: Man is still good. We break things, tear them down, but we can rebuild. We can be better, we have to be.
Batman: I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson. Dying in the gutter. For no reason at all. They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.
Wonder Woman: This thing, this creature, seems to feed on energy.
Superman: This thing is from another world, my world.
Wonder Woman: I've killed things from other worlds before.
Superman: [to Batman] Is she with you?
Batman: I thought she was with you.
Buddy Amaral: It's not brave if you're not scared.
Buddy Amaral: Your company. The pleasure of your company. I want your input on video rentals. I stand there for hours, I can't pick anything out. I want someone to say goodnight to, a last call of the day. I don't have a last call of the day. Do you?
Buddy Amaral: You only took 2 puffs of your last one.
Abby: That's cause I don't really smoke. Yeah, well, last year I started chewing the gum, you know? Because my friend, Donna, she was trying to quit smoking and she found that the gum was soothing to the nerves. So I started chewing it, then I got hooked on the gum and then I got TMJ from the chewing. So this is just to get me off the gum. I'm 10 days off the gum.
Buddy Amaral: Sounds like a good plan. Next week you'll be on heroin.
Gavin Banek: I haven't had a fucking thing to eat all day, I'm starving. So what are we gonna eat?
Doyle Gipson: Come on, man, don't leave me out here like this.
Gavin Banek: Sorry, better luck next time.
Gavin Banek: Sometimes God likes to put two guys in a paper bag and just let 'em rip.
[After Banky pulls out a stack of porno magazines from his bag.]
Holden McNeil: Oh my God. Who are you, Larry fucking Flynt? What are you going to do with all of those?
Banky Edwards: Read the articles. What do you think I'm going to do with them? They're stroke books, stupid!
Holden McNeil: You've got like, thirty books there! We're only going to be gone for two days!
Banky Edwards: Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?
Holden McNeil: Yeah.
Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden McNeil: The man-hating dyke.
Banky Edwards: Good. Why?
Holden McNeil: I don't know.
Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
Phil Woodward: Dress code pretty lax around here?
Bobby Walker: You should see casual-Friday.
Matt Murdock: Excuse me? Do you have any honey?
Elektra: [reading paper.] Right in front of you.
Matt Murdock: Could you be a little bit more specific please?
Elektra: [looking up.] What are you...
Matt Murdock: Blind? Yes.
Daredevil: Hey, that light at the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven. That's the 'C' train!
Kingpin: You know, I've learned one thing in all my years in this business.
Matt Murdock: What's that?
Kingpin: Nobody's innocent. Nobody.
Elektra: Are you sure you're blind?
Matt Murdock: Sure you don't want to tell me your name?
Daredevil: I'm not the bad guy.
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