Val: So how's your health?
Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.
Val: What'd they take out?
Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.
Val: I took the fall. For everyone. I'm a stand up guy.
Val: They say we die twice. Once when the breath leaves our body, and once when the last person we know says our name.
Val: Hey, ladies! What do you say, what do you know? It's me, Giacomo.
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