Quotes from Adam Sandler movies and TV shows - page 5 of 7

Nicky: How can I win? Adrian is stronger and smarter than me.
Holly: Stronger? Yes. Smarter? Definitely. But, you have something that he doesn't have.
Nicky: A speech impediment?

Chubbs: You mambo?
Nicky: No, I don't think so.
Chubbs: It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips.

Valerie: Nicky.
Nicky: Valerie.
Valerie: What are you doing?
Nicky: I think I'm floating.
Valerie: Why would you be floating?
Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.

Nicky: I'm from the South. The Deep South.

Nicky: That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana.
Mr. Beefy: He superimposed your head into Scarface.
Todd: Which is probably DePalma's third best film.

Nicky: Get in the flask.
Popeye's Cashier: What're you talkin' about, man?
Nicky: I'm talkin' about an 8-piece, let's go.

Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
Nicky: I got hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
Satan: That's a train, son, don't stand in front of them.
Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one.

Nicky: Yo, fossil-head! I got a bone to pick with you.

Nicky: You want a pillow fight, do ya? Then let's let the feathers fly.

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?
Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

Nicky: Adrian, you froze the fire gate, and dad is dying. So, get your booty back home or else.
Adrian: You can't talk tough, Nicky. Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment.

Longfellow Deeds: Crazy Eyes.
Crazy Eyes: Hey, Deeds.
Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

Longfellow Deeds: Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there.
Emilio: I am very very sneaky, sir.

Emilio: How can I thank you?
Longfellow Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
Emilio: Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
Longfellow Deeds: Alright.
Emilio: Done.

Babe, aka "Pam Dawson": Oh, you have got to be shittin' me.
Longfellow Deeds: Whoa... that's the first time I've heard you curse.
Babe: I'm that excited.

Longfellow Deeds: I bet if we ran into the sixth grade version of ourselves, they'd give us wet willies and put bubble gum in our hair for even thinking about doing this.
Shareholder: He's right! I would've beaten my greedy ass red.
Shareholder: I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round.
Shareholder: I would've duct tape myself naked to a chair and burnt myself with lit cigarettes.
Longfellow Deeds: Did anyone dream of becoming a psychiatrist? Just kidding.

Chuck Cedar: He's gonna get 100 grand for that picture, it'll be all over the news in an hour.
Longfellow Deeds: Well, he deserves it with those James Bond moves he just pulled.
Chuck Cedar: No, he deserves to get his throat cut. Filthy spy.

Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

Brenner: Pac-Man's a bad guy?

Brenner: We're the only ones who can do this! I'm kidding, we're all gonna die. I'm just... Sorry.