Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey.
Jack Slater: Why am I wasting time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers?
Jack Slater: Did you make a movie mistake? You forgot to reload the damn gun.
Benedict: No, Jack. I just left one chamber empty.
Nick: There are lots of things worse than movies: politicians, wars, forest fires, famine, plague, sickness, pain, warts, politicians.
Jack Slater: You already mentioned them.
Nick: I know I did. They are twice as bad as anything else.
Jack Slater: Here's another explosion for your movie, kid.
Tammy, Hell's Kitchen Hooker: Sweetheart, wanna have a party?
Benedict: How old are you?
Tammy, Hell's Kitchen Hooker: Forget it.
Danny Madigan: Say this.
Jack Slater: Hey, grow up.
Danny Madigan: Just say this one word.
Jack Slater: Is this another one of your movie proofs?
Danny Madigan: Maybe.
Jack Slater: Kid... I don't want to say it.
Danny Madigan: Say what? You can't. You can't possibly say it because this movie is PG-13. Admit it.
Jack Slater: This hero stuff has its limits!
Benedict: Gentlemen! Since you're about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains, Jack. You want Dracula? Drac-oolah? Hang on, I'll fetch him! Dracula, ha! I can get King Kong! We'll have a nightmare with Freddy Krueger and a surprise party for Adolf Hitler. Hannibal Lector can do the catering. And then we'll all have a christening for Rosemary's Baby. All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here! They're lining up to get here and do you know why, Jack? Shall I tell you why, hm? Because here, in this world, the bad guys can win! I shall miss you, Jack.
Jack Slater: Let's say this is a movie. How many times have you heard someone say, "stay in the car," and the guy doesn't? What happens?
Danny Madigan: He saves the day.
Jack Slater: Or, gets killed.
Jack Slater: I think the taxis are bulletproof.
Danny Madigan: Watch it, Jack. He killed Mozart.
Jack Slater: In a movie?
Danny Madigan: Amadeus. It won eight Oscars.
Jack Slater: I saved his life in 'Nam. I'll make sure to be on the lookout. Thanks. Now, no more movies.
Whitney Slater: Freeze! Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain-matter grey, got it?
Tony Vivaldi: Well, I'd love to stay and watch the fun, but, uh, I have to go and establish my alibi. Arrivederci.
Benedict: Here, in this world, the bad guys can win.
Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.
Jack Slater: I don't care who does what to your Hershey highway.
Danny Madigan: I mean, where are the ordinary everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie.
Jack Slater: No, this is California.
Jack Slater: Who the hell are you?
Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid.
Answer: Most likely, she was not a well-known enough actress to have name recognition like Arnold.
Brian Katcher