Samantha O'Hara: If I fucking die because I'm doing the right thing, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Nathan Garrity: My friend Teddy says your life flashes in front of your eyes when you die. I think it would be better if it did that while you lived. That way, you could see all the good memories and be happy.
Marshall: This shit is officially above my pay grade.
John Thornton: This is a map of the Yukon. My son was always reading adventure stories, crazy about the news coming out of the Yukon. Wasn't the gold, he didn't care about that, it was the mountains. He spent all day looking at maps and pictures of the mountains, dreaming about was on the other side, places no-one had been, wild places. We could go, you and me, see what's out there. What do you think?
Debbie: It's just so strange. Nothing is as I imagined it would be.
Jim Reed: It never is. For anyone.
Ryan: Dating's horrible, everyone's horrible, okay? I went on a date last month with a woman who wanted to euthanize the homeless.
Cassandra: You went on date with my mom?
The Grandma: I'll call my cousin Ester, have him make a reservation for us at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel. He was the executive chef there for over thirty years, he's got pull there. He's a star. His cooking put that hotel on the map. It's the swankiest resort in all of Alabama. You'll be telling your grandkids about your stay in this hotel!
The Boy: How do you know it'll be safe there?
The Grandma: Because child, ain't nothing but rich white folks at the Grand Orleans Imperial Island Hotel. And witches only prey on the poor. The overlooked. The kids they think nobody's going to make a fuss about if they go missing. Go pack!
Ted: Please enjoy the first three movements of...
Both Bill and Ted: That Which Binds Us Through Time, The Chemical, Physical, and Biological Nature of Love, An Exploration of the Meaning of Meaning.
Bill: Part One.
Joel: I've been sensible all my life. It's gotten me nowhere.
Bobbi: You should choose carefully what you tell me, Ava, because you can't un-say it, and I can't un-hear it.
Adam: Lily.
Lily: Now it's you who's gonna burn.
Renee Lomito-Smith: You Saw The Footage?
Sergeant Kesper: I Don't Need To See The Footage... I Just Need To Get Rid Of It.
Guy: Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow.
Emily Donovan: We know you're a patriot. We know how hard this must be for you. Colonel, whatever brought you here, it must frighten you more than the danger of you being here.
Oleg Penkovsky: Khrushchev. Khrushchev frightens me. He is impulsive, chaotic - a man like that should not have nuclear commands.
Dr Emil Harting: Vengeance is what makes a man like you exceptional.
Ray Garrison: You know nothing about men like me.
Robert: This is really bad. Once your face is in their system they got you. Fines, 401k, home equity. But maybe you want all that. I don't know. Me, I prefer to just skim.
Old Dolio: So do I.
Robert: Do you? Oh, that's interesting. Because most people want to be Kajillionaires. That's the dream. That's how they get you hooked. Hooked on sugar. Hooked on caffeine. Ha, ha, ha. Cry, cry, cry.
Joe Bell: A lot of people don't think it's a big deal to make fun of other people... um, who are different from you. You know, bullying and intolerance can have a deadly effect. And I'm here because I'm walking across America on behalf of my son, Jadin, to speak out against bullying.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny.
Roman Lunyov: I don't like getting angry.
