Interrogator: You expect us to believe he did something this dangerous?
Mulch Diggums: He captured a living fairy. What do you think? Try to imagine if humans suddenly found out there was a world of magical creatures living beneath them. Most human beings are afraid of gluten. How do you think they'd handle goblins?
Melvin: Sheeeeeeeeit.
James Lasombra: Yeah, no.
Edith: If you want to stay in London, be tough... be tough! Live the life. But don't do it because you're looking for someone. Do it because you're looking for yourself.
Elena McMahon: In a perfect world we make perfect choices. In the real world we make real choices.
Reporter Jack: How much is it worth to you? What's your price?
Abbie Hoffman: To call off the revolution?
Reporter Jack: What's your price?
Abbie Hoffman: My life.
Burt Gummer: Does a wild bear shit in the woods and wipe its ass with a white rabbit?
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Jerry: So what do you think you'll do? How are you gonna spend your life?
Joe: I'm not sure. But I do know... I'm going to live every minute of it.
Johnny: You want to go back to prison? Over a fucking swamp animal? You know, this is what happens when people spend too much time in Florida. They turn into fucking hillbillies.
Artemis: To kill a monster, you need a monster.
Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.
Millie (Blissfield Butcher): I want my body back.
Blissfield Butcher (Millie): Come and get it.
Mrs. Fisher: I know you feel bad that you weren't there but you gotta let it go.
Cassandra: I'm just trying to fix it.
Mrs. Fisher: Oh, come on. You can't. Don't be a child Cassie.
Tessa: What's your favorite book?
Trevor: "Principles of Economics" by Alfred Marshall
Tessa: No, it's not.
Trevor: Yes, it is.
Tessa: No, I mean, like fiction. Like a real book.
Trevor: I don't do fiction. I mean, have you seen how I dress?
Tessa: You heathen!
Trevor: Heathen?
Tessa: You heathen. Fiction is an escape from reality. It's a way you can live a hundred lives, or even a thousand.
Trevor: I don't need to live 1,000 years, OK, and I'd rather watch paint dry. (00:18:22)
Ellie Chu: Aster Flores thinks you're into abstract art and repressed British literature.
Paul Munsky: Yeah.
Ellie Chu: None of that is you.
Paul Munsky: It could be. I started reading that Remains of the Day book.
Ellie Chu: Really?
Paul Munsky: Yeah. I fell asleep a few times, but I'm still reading it. That's gotta count for something.
Joel: We lost a lot of people over the years. You would think you get numb to it after a certain point. You don't.
Josh: I'll see you in hell.