
Marion Davies: Nobody but NOBODY makes a monkey outta William Randolph Hearst.

Miss Rocholl: What bring you here Mr. Miller? What sort of English man would accept a position teaching Herr Hitler's league of German girls?

James Lasombra: Yeah, no.

Shopkeeper: There was a different house. Before that one.
Theo: What sort of house?
Shopkeeper: Just different. And before that, a tower.
Theo: A tower?
Shopkeeper: It's a legend. The devil builds the tower to collect souls, and God destroys it. But the devil builds it up again. And again. People have always stayed in that house. Some don't leave. The right ones usually find the place. Or perhaps it's the other way round. The place finds them. (01:07:33)

Elena McMahon: In a perfect world we make perfect choices. In the real world we make real choices.

Enola Holmes: When looking to travel incognito, it's safest to travel as a widow. People are always anxious to avoid conversation about death. Widows scare them. And there's no better disguise than fear.

Burt Gummer: Does a wild bear shit in the woods and wipe its ass with a white rabbit?

Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.

George: Better safe than celiac.

Johnny: You want to go back to prison? Over a fucking swamp animal? You know, this is what happens when people spend too much time in Florida. They turn into fucking hillbillies.

Borat: My daughter is gift to someone close to the throne.

Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.