Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Maya: The truth is a lie.
Renee Bennett: I can eat whatever I want and still look like this.
Teacher: I see where he got it.
Erasmus: Don't you think this is the pot calling the kettle black?
Paul: I did notice the word "felching" on your classroom wall which I thought was inappropriate in a classroom.
Teacher: That is "felting".
Paul: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Felching isn't until middle school. (01:01:04)
Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.
Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Chrissy: I'm telling.
Ms. Thomson: The principal? Great. Then we can discuss your innovative use of a birth-control dispenser to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz... What? You thought I just assumed you were extra-fertile?
Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.
Smudger: They've eaten half the sixth formers.
Bianca Lind: If you let us go, we might live. If the police don't interfere, nobody will get hurt and we will survive. You can save our lives.
Olof Palme: And the best way to do that is not to let them out on the roads with you.
Bianca Lind: But we are willing to take that risk.
Olof Palme: I wish that would make a difference, but, as Prime Minister, I'm responsible for all the Swedish people.
Bianca Lind: Exactly. But all the Swedish people are not in here, we are trapped in here. We.
Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Are you a boy princess or a girl princess?
Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)