Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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Teen Titans Go! To the Movies picture

Superman: Titans, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic.
Cyborg: What about that time we discovered that sweet diner? And they had that food!
Superman: That wasn't even a crime, and you didn't save anything!
Cyborg: We saved room for dessert.

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Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.

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Blockers picture

Hunter: W, W, V, D, D?
Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do?
(00:56:50)

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Ideal Home picture

Teacher: I see where he got it.
Erasmus: Don't you think this is the pot calling the kettle black?
Paul: I did notice the word "felching" on your classroom wall which I thought was inappropriate in a classroom.
Teacher: That is "felting".
Paul: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Felching isn't until middle school.
(01:01:04)

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Overboard picture

Molly: What's a pervert?
Kate: Nothing.
Molly: Can I have one?

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Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.

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Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.

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Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.

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Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.

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Show Dogs picture

Frank: What kind of dog likes hip-hop?

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Then Came You picture

Izzy: We're not exactly... colleagues.
Skye: Aren't we all colleagues, though? Like, when you reaaallly think about it?

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Harper: Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.

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Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage.
(00:18:50)

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Nobody's Fool picture

Frank: So the dude ain't real?
Tanya: No, the dude ain't real. He could be anybody.

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Maya: The truth is a lie.

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Zoe: These? So good. Try one.
Violet: No thanks.
Zoe: Oh come on, I know you want some.
Pauletta: Excuse me, you're using your outside voice.
Zoe: Excuse me, but we are outside.

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Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.

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