Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Ms. Albright: I was an extra in "The Lion King" and this is where I am.
Abby: Wonder Woman in the hizzy.
Simon: I like your... your boots.
Ms. Albright: Suraj, stop pretending that trumpet is your penis. It is a rental.