Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

Duncan: Okay technically, this time, I did have a guy over.

Smudger: They've eaten half the sixth formers.

Izzy: We're not exactly... colleagues.
Skye: Aren't we all colleagues, though? Like, when you reaaallly think about it?

Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.

Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage. (00:18:50)

Quantom X ★

Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla!
Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something.
Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right. (00:53:25)

Sammo ★

Zoe: These? So good. Try one.
Violet: No thanks.
Zoe: Oh come on, I know you want some.
Pauletta: Excuse me, you're using your outside voice.
Zoe: Excuse me, but we are outside.

Frank: So the dude ain't real?
Tanya: No, the dude ain't real. He could be anybody.

Maya: The truth is a lie.

Frank: What kind of dog likes hip-hop?