Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.
Buster Scruggs: Misanthrope? I don't hate my fellow man, even when he's tiresome and surly and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that's just a human material, and him that finds in it cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expecting better.
Juliet: A man doesn't make you strong, but the right partner can make you stronger.
Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?
Grinch: Christmas already? Ugh.
Lonnie Laloush: Walk faster Finger Blaster.
Tanya: Have him washed and brought to my tent.
Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)
Winnie The Pooh: And the game is called "Say What You See." You, first, Piglet.
Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.
Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness! Hoo hoo hoo!
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it. (01:18:45)
KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
Boots: We don't stop playing because we get old, We get old because we stop playing.
Annie: Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you.
Kwame Ture: All power to all people.
Lady Sarah: There are limits to what one can give.