Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
Brainy Smurf: Hefty, bring me some firewood.
Hefty Smurf: A little "please" would be nice.
Brainy Smurf: Yes, it would, but I haven't got my politeness badge yet, so there you go.
Emily Middleton: Oh, not you. It was me. Can you kind of beat it? Cause you're a distraction.
Burton Guster: He's here to offer our services. I'm about to go check out some black holes.
Shawn Spencer: That was a bad choice of words.
Burton Guster: Out of context, I regretted it.
Tad Jones: Don't worry, Sara... Tad Jones is on the case.
Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."