
Ingrid Thorburn: Fuck me, Bruce. Gotham needs you.

Ella Spencer: It's just something I really need to do with your father.

Sharmeen: I was so worried. We saw on the news that a train derailed, and we thought that you were on the train, and you had died.
Kumail: Nobody died on that train, ma.
Sharmeen: But did they look under the train?

Karen Vick: A dongle is a security device.
Shawn Spencer: Sure, for some people.
Karen Vick: You stick it into your computer.
Shawn Spencer: Not my computer. Not since high school. Jules, back me up on this?
Juliet O'Hara: Shawn, stop talking.

Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.